King of the Hill

Stealing all the blacks from the chinese market, I then mixed their DNA with the moose's DNA and make a Negro Moose. We then ride a triple rainbow into the firefox.

Firefox crashes and it rains down win. I swallow all the win and shit it into a winbrick. The brick sits on a hill of fire and dead moose.

It turns out it was actually raining fail disguised as win which causes the hill to esploded sending it flying in every direction. I then recollect all the pieces of the hill, which is then chornicled in the new anime smash hit, Super Kawaii Love Adventure. I then reconstruct the hill and use Bob Saget doing stand up as a defense. His comedy is so bad and repulsive, even the deaf shoot are shooting themselves.

I bring bill cosby to distract bob saget, and take the hill over.

I kick you and Bill Cosby in the nuts. I retake the hill and replace Bob Saget on the hill.

I bring Richard Pryor and his amazingly awsome stand-up comedy is to much for you and bob saget to handle, bob saget implodes, and you run away, and I take the hill.

Richard Pryor remembers he is dead and dies. You also die from a massive heart attack caused by seeing Richard Pryor die. I then re-establish Bob Sagets show on the hill and make it into a permanent fixture. I then retake the hill.

I creat a machine to bring people back to life, and i bring Michel Jackson back from the dead, and he dances around bob saget, bob was so astonished he had a heart attack, and i keep MJ there to guard the hill.

I send a school of 8 year old boys on a field trip to the hill. Michael Jackson gets so horny, he explodes and dies.

I then take the hill. I then place Optimus Prime and the Autobots as guards.

I kill the autobots with my battle seizure robots. I take the hill and then fortify it, placing landmines and sentry guns on the perimeter.

I go through the mine field inside of my Bacon Tuxedo which shields me from all bullets and land mines. The only way to effect me when Im wearing is by me seeing an ass that makes me go:



I also have to turn into Raichu and put on sunglasses.

I then fortify my base with cuddly pillows and stuffed animals. There are also ponies and double rainbows.

I send Jem Coughlin up the hill with his Tec-9 to deal with you. He then robs the bank you established on the hill and runs away. I then arm the hill with C4, arm the charge and run over the the "B" objective.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:I send Jem Coughlin up the hill with his Tec-9 to deal with you. He then robs the bank you established on the hill and runs away. I then arm the hill with C4, arm the charge and run over the the "B" objective.

I haz sitrep and shoot the c4, blowing it into atoms.

There is no sit rep in BC2.

Nothing happens.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:There is no sit rep in BC2.

Nothing happens.

I got it from MW2 hurr durr.

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:There is no sit rep in BC2.

Nothing happens.

I got it from MW2 hurr durr.

But you cant use MW2 perks in a BC2 hill. WTF IS GOING ON?

I bring the thread back on topic by taking the hill. I then start re-inacting the fight from 300, and place this sign up:


You're all too scared to continue.

I then fill the bottomless pit with unsold copies of Kane and Lynch 2. It fills up to 30 meters off the ground.


I then jump out of the UH-60 Black Hawk I was flying in and when directly on top of you, take your tags. In embarresement, you rage quit. I then take the hill and place various flags on it that can be raised or dropped just by standing near them. I also use the letters A, B, C and D to name them.

Hardline Pro wrote:I charge the hill with dual MP5s and just mow down everything in sight.

I control the hill.

But the MP5 isnt in BC2...


WHAT DOESNT ANYBODY UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE BC2 HILL?!?!

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

Hardline Pro wrote:I charge the hill with dual MP5s and just mow down everything in sight.

I control the hill.

But the MP5 isnt in BC2...


WHAT DOESNT ANYBODY UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE BC2 HILL?!?!

Maybe thats because... NOOBTUBE! You are obliberated. I win.

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

Hardline Pro wrote:I charge the hill with dual MP5s and just mow down everything in sight.

I control the hill.

But the MP5 isnt in BC2...


WHAT DOESNT ANYBODY UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE BC2 HILL?!?!

Maybe thats because... NOOBTUBE! You are obliberated. I win.

Darn Explosives Mk.2.....

Well I use a CG with Explosives Mk.2 and blow you off the hill

I then surround the hill with M60 Medics and AN-94 Assault guys.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

But the MP5 isnt in BC2...


WHAT DOESNT ANYBODY UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE BC2 HILL?!?!

Maybe thats because... NOOBTUBE! You are obliberated. I win.

Darn Explosives Mk.2.....

Well I use a CG with Explosives Mk.2 and blow you off the hill

I then surround the hill with M60 Medics and AN-94 Assault guys.

I use a riot shield and c4 them. I then hover my blackhawk over the hill.

But there is no riot shield in BC2 hill.
Well then I get in the AC-130 with 3 friends. I get on the 105mm, someone gets on the 40mm, someone goes on the 25mm and the other pilots the thing.
We kill everything on the hill and get the Gold Squad Pin.