King of the Hill

I hire Iron Maiden, and while they're singing "Run To The Hills" Everybody within a 20 mile radius feels and odd urge to run to the hill and trample anybody on it, when the song is finished and the people return to their respective spots, I take the hill. Then I tell Iron Maiden to play Enter Sandman, and the result is epic.

While you :fap: to Iron Maiden playing Enter Sandman, you fail to see me crawling on my stomach up the hill through the dense marsh on the opposite side of the hill.

Just as you are about to climax, I plant my Japanese Type 30 Bayonet (Variation H) into your neck. I wait until you stop squirming and let you bleed out before kicking you down the hill. I then use my Type 44 to take out all of Iron Maiden.

I then build the house from Shi No Numa on the hill and bring back over 9000 japanese soldiers to life. It goes horribly wrong and they become zombies. But I am perfectly safe since zombies can't climb ladders.

The zombies now roam the hill and surrounding area while I stay on top in my crow's nest waiting to pick off anybody getting through the zombies.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:While you :fap: to Iron Maiden playing Enter Sandman, you fail to see me crawling on my stomach up the hill through the dense marsh on the opposite side of the hill.

Just as you are about to climax, I plant my Japanese Type 30 Bayonet (Variation H) into your neck. I wait until you stop squirming and let you bleed out before kicking you down the hill. I then use my Type 44 to take out all of Iron Maiden.

I then build the house from Shi No Numa on the hill and bring back over 9000 japanese soldiers to life. It goes horribly wrong and they become zombies. But I am perfectly safe since zombies can't climb ladders.

The zombies now roam the hill and surrounding area while I stay on top in my crow's nest waiting to pick off anybody getting through the zombies.

I carpet bomb the hill, then take it and hire the A-Team to defend it.

The A-Team gets canceled and they all leave while leaving you defenseless. I then hire a bear cavalry unit that have shotguns to charge and defend the hill. After I pay them, they offer to permanently protect the hill for free. I sit atop with the bears.

I wait 'till winter and they hibernate. I then take the hill with Captain Price and shoot you in the face.

I wait 'till Captain Price has to go to the bathroom and I storm the hill with Cpt. Price from CoD1 and shoot you in the face.

The bears wake up from Hibernation and destroy both you and Captain Price. I then mount the bears and create the...



I then order the cavalry to help me defend the hill.

I have 402 try and take the hill. He fails. I walk away.

I punch each bear right in the face and they explode into butterflies that fly off into the horizon.

I then wake up from my acid trip and find myself on top of the hill.

I put some aspirin on the bottom of the hill.

I take the hill when you get some.

I dont find any aspirin so I take a bottle of orange juice and rush the hill.

Nothing happens because I have AIDS.

I send Freddie Mercury up the hill. You know what happens.

I then take the hill and start cutting myself in the corner.

Before Freddy Mercury can reach me, he sees his bicycle and has a strong urge to ride it. While running over there, he trips on a bear and lands on you because when you fall, you go upwards.

You both get mauled by the bear and I climb on top of the hill sobbing because I cant unsee the monzetsu.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:Before Freddy Mercury can reach me, he sees his bicycle and has a strong urge to ride it. While running over there, he trips on a bear and lands on you because when you fall, you go upwards.

You both get mauled by the bear and I climb on top of the hill sobbing because I cant unsee the monzetsu.

I show you some monzetsu.

I put a bunch of stuff at the top of the hill. Freddie wants it.

I put a gun in Freddie's mouth and blow his brains out. I then punch you right in the left testicle which sends you flying into outer space. I then build a diamond castle made completely out of diamonds.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:I put a gun in Freddie's mouth and blow his brains out. I then punch you right in the left testicle which sends you flying into outer space. I then build a diamond castle made completely out of diamonds.

I luckily land on a Particle cannon uplink in space, I aim it at your castle, and it is destroyed. I then project a hologram of me on the hill, and put an invisible laser over it that instantly vaporizes anything that touches it.

I punch the hologram so hard in the face, even you feel it causing you tumble back on the earth. You hit earth with such a force, it splits the hill into two pieces. I then claim both in the name of Allah.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:I punch the hologram so hard in the face, even you feel it causing you tumble back on the earth. You hit earth with such a force, it splits the hill into two pieces. I then claim both in the name of Allah.

I claim to be muslim and you are forced to let me onto the Hill. I then burn your Quran and shoot you. Then I create a program that makes everything I do on a computer happen in real life, and start playing Alien Swarm.

Steam crashes. I hump you to death, and start preaching star trek.

I create a warmhole approximately 1.232 tetrameters too large for your flux capacitors, then I take the hill. I then create a 1.21 gigawatt generator just in case some kid comes to me crying that his mom is his age and loves him.

Wa..... I ummmm.. stroll up the hill and slapabithch (i.e. you).

I knock both your heads together causing a massive explosion that kills both of you. I then shrink the hill, shove it up a moose and blast the moose into outer space. The moose lands on Neptune and creates a new species of space moose. The DNA of the hill is then spread to all the space moose. I then kill all the moose, harvest their organs and create the ultra moose. The ultra moose now comes back to earth and sits where the hill once was. I then ride the ultra moose over a double rainbow and into the internet.

I hold the hill.

You try to shoot me with your airsoft gun. It is so ineefective, it starts doing negative damage and you kill yourself. If you forgot, the moose is the hill. So I am still riding the double rainbow in the internet.

You try steal my luck charms and I kill you. I then harvest the uber mooses organs and sell then on the Chinese black market.