King of the Hill

I throwing knife you and walk up the hill

I throwing knife you then walk up the hill.

I ballistic knife you, then walk up the hill. I mess with the game settings and disable throwing and ballistic knives.

I put on commando and knife you from the bottom of the hill. My class also has an AR with M203, OMA and DC.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:I put on commando and knife you from the bottom of the hill. My class also has an AR with M203, OMA and DC.

I blast Before I Forget - Slipknot from the bottom of the hill, and the vibrations from the epic drum rolls throw you from the hill. I then walk up and position my speakers at the top.

I get the actual Slipknot to ask you politely to get off the hill or they'll punch you in the face. You then comply and they stand on top of the hill with me.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:I get the actual Slipknot to ask you politely to get off the hill or they'll punch you in the face. You then comply and they stand on top of the hill with me.

I get the guitarist from Dragonforce to attempt to play Through The Fire & Flames, but he fails and the cacophony that follows creates a frequency that instantly renders you unconcious. I then push you down the hill and laugh at you.

I put Kraemer on top of the hill, and tell him to do standup. Then I strategically position black people to watch the fun.

After the 3 year war between Kraemer and the black people, little remains of the hill. I walk up to what remains and sit on it, engulfing it with my butt cheeks.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:After the 3 year war between Kraemer and the black people, little remains of the hill. I walk up to what remains and sit on it, engulfing it with my butt cheeks.

I get Rosy O'Donnel to sit on you, and you are sucked up into her anus. I then cover her in dirt and she becomes the new hill. I walk up and set the guy from the opening seen of robo-cop at the bottom of the hill as a distraction.

I dig my way through Rosy O'Donnell and the hill and pop up at the top. I grab your leg and pull you down the hole. I then fill the hole with 12 buckets of various poisonous animal and then fill it with cement. I put a picture of Danny Bonaduce as protection on the hill.

I dont know who he is so I simply smash the picture over you head.

I then start spamming from the top of the hill.

I ban your account, and while you're making a new one I go to the top of the hill and then counter-spam your e-mail.

Hardline demotes you and I then spam you to death.

I then start spamming ads of low low sales.

I take a shotgun and shoot you in the face. that is all.

I teleport through your shotgun shots with commando.

I then start defecating on the hill.

You forget to bring toilet paper so while you run down the hill to get some, I run up the hill and shoot you with my Mosin Nagant M1891/30 and go BOOM HEADSHOT.

I then team up with The End from MGS3 and we pick off all people coming to the hill.

I nuke the hill. Then create a new hill on the moon. Then run to the top of it.

Impossible! NOBODY CAN RUN ON THE MOON!

As you attempt to run, I bunny hop my way onto the top of the hill. I laugh at you attempting to run and breathe on the moon. Luckily I am a zombie.

I kill the bumble bee and you die.

I then teather myself to the hill and hire alien bounty hunters for defense.

I blow up the earth sending the moon out of its orbit and right into the sun melting your aliens and you.

I then reconstruct the hill out the bits of the earth I scrounge back up. I also reconstruct the atmosphere and is exactly like Earth's was before it blew up allowing me to breath again.

In the confusion of the explosion and rebuilding, you failed to realize that you were building the hill out of bits of Ice's house, he pops out, scaring the shit out of you, and you fall down the hill and break your back, I then shoot Ice repeatedly in the head. and take the hill.

Right as you make reach the hill, the piece of earth containing the LHC launches at full power, creating a worm hole that sucks us all in. I teleport to The Battle of Bunker Hill, while holding an M249 SAW with Juggernaut Armor and OMA. Chaos ensues.

After all living beings are slayed in a bloody massacre, I use OMA to refill for the next battle, while placing a Javelin-dom glitcher in the middle of the hill. After refilling, I drag one of the massacred bodies as a meat shield while yielding the SAW.

During the massacre, I secretly built various tunnels under the hill and filled them SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX rigged to explode at my call. As you reach the top of the hill I detonate the explosives. I then grab the M249 you drop and continue my own way up what is left of the hill after the explosion.

Once at the top, I deploy the M249's bipod and feed it a 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 round belt I just happened to have found on the floor. I have it aimed and ready to fire at anything that charges the hill.

Unfortunately, the rounds you salvaged are made of pure lead. You die of lead poisoning while eating a sandwich. I take precautions and avoid touching the rounds of ammo, and take your position.

After turning Chinese, I become impervious to lead poisoning due to everything I eat being at least 25% pure lead. I retake my position on the M249 and mow you down as you run up the hill.