King of the Hill

You fail to realize that enemies can attack both laterally and vertically, and only realize that after I parachute out of a plain and land on your head, killing you instantly. I take the SAW and destroy it, then jump in my THOR and defend the hill.

The countdown meter reads 0:00.001 as you draw your last breath and glance at astonishment at the rigged hill packed with MOOOARRR COWBELL!!! You die from potentially the most deafening sound of cowbell in the history of any cowbell.

PLOT TWIST: Adam takes the Hill!

Since Adam has no idea how to hold a hill, he eats uncooked bacon and gets salmonella and throws up so much he runs out a barf and throws up his organs.

I then take the hill and build the Cobra Headquarters on it. It is made out of pure titanium in one solid piece. It has M61 Vulcans positioned all over the roof and Surface to Air missile silos around the base.

I use a giant magnet to lift your hill away.

I then set up a defence that mostly consists of a vest with kittens on it. You wouldnt kill a kitty now, would u?

I walk up to you and stab every kitty in the face with a shank I made out of a toothbrush while in prison. With your kitty defense down, I use my foot and push you down the hill. I then destroy all magnets in the world and rebuild my Cobra headquarters out of puppies.

I bring me army of hawks and eagles and they fly to the hill and eat you alive, now I have the hill

I pray really hard to god to smite you. Nothing happens. You still hold the hill.

I punch flyer right in the elbow which then shatters into a thousand tiny pieces. Those pieces turn into bats and carry flyer off into space.

I then eat the hill.

I w8 in the toilet and and am engulfed by the hill.

I'm at the top of the hill, because I am going to :sniper: anyone who dares come within 1/4 mile.

I drive up the hill on the Batmobile and run you over.

I then fly into outer space.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:I drive up the hill on the Batmobile and run you over.

I then fly into outer space.

Did I mention it's a Barrett 50.cal anti-vehicle weapon, and the Batmobile is no exception.

The batmobile is made of diamonds.

I win.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:The batmobile is made of diamonds.

I win.

Did I forget to mention my bullets, are also made of diamonds?


This could go on all evening.

CoDfAtHeR123 wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:The batmobile is made of diamonds.

I win.

Did I forget to mention my bullets, are also made of diamonds?


This could go on all evening.

In the paradox that ensues, the hill is captured by L4MB. He then shoots us both in the face with his Px4 subcompact in .40 S&W.

I create anti-matter right below the hill and the blast creates a black hole in which the Earth is swallowed.

/thread

i take the hill

I get a 25 kill streak and call in a jack bauer to pwn u, and I take the hill

I launch Justin Butbieber out if a cannon away from the hill and you run after him with a water bottle.

I take the hill and start typing on these froums.

I unplug your router, and you have no wifi. You have a heartattack and die because you have no internet. I take the hill

I take your girlfriend and make out with her near the top of the hill, then throw her at you. I is QUEEN of the hill.

I ask politely if I can use part of the hill.

I kiss you on the cheek and break both your legs and toss you down the hill and say "Sure if you can make it up here".


Queen of ze Hill.

I throw a giant dildo down the hill and you run after it madly.

I take the hill and get a pic of wheens penis. Now all girls are scared away from the hill and boys are paralysed with laughter.

ginga-ninja wrote:I throw a giant dildo down the hill and you run after it madly.

I take the hill and get a pic of wheens penis. Now all girls are scared away from the hill and boys are paralysed with laughter.

I ban your ass.

I then take the hill.