King of the Hill

Wheen Your Strange wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:I throw a giant dildo down the hill and you run after it madly.

I take the hill and get a pic of wheens penis. Now all girls are scared away from the hill and boys are paralysed with laughter.

I ban your ass.

I then take the hill.

You get banned for abusing yor mod powers.

I then cum all over the hill.

i slowly start climbing up the hill

You then get stuck to the hill by the immense amount of man butter, as monkey would say.

I show you pictures of Ann Coulter and you instantly suck up that, "man butter".

I then run up and hit you in the face. Then bring NoFX up on stage to think of creative and melodic ways to insult people who try and take the hill.

I put in ear plugs and smack you to death.

I then start digging and digging, for no reason.

It rains and you drown.

I then attach hot air balloons to the hill, and it starts floating 2000 feet above the earth.

I simply burst the baloons and the hill squashes me. Damn.

I unlock the animal pens at the zoo, and unleash a stampede of Wildebeest to trample Wheen. I then set up a ring around the hill, with an aggresive bull to guard the hill.

I seduce the bull and kill him.

I take the hill and barricade it with vibrators sharpened dual ended dildos.

Queen of the Hill.

The Dick Thief steals your dildos and I show a picture of elijah to you and you run after it. I then get a massive chair and a paper crown. King of da hill.

I chainsaw down your chair and burn your crown. I build a crown of titanium.
What now?

A crown of platinum.

Suck it bitch.

ginga-ninja wrote:A crown of platinum.

Suck it bitch.

A crown of Kryptonite.
I screw everyone who is on the hell till they die of a heart attack. I take a seat on my throne of dead 360's.

Queen.

I come forward with agiant stack of warrantys. Your throne is no more.

I then set up a strip club on the hill. King.

Turns out that the employees at the strip club are underage. You're arrested, and send to the Tower of London.

I establish an establishment called "Ye established establishment with no name."

That's off the hill. I then take the hill and put an electric wall with barbed wire.

No1 goes to your establishment and you go bankrupt, get depressed and commit suicide.

I then set up a sex club on the hill.

There is a prostitution raid on the hill. You lose everything and go to Alcatraz.

I set up a perimeter of Internet Explorer browsers.

Queen of Hill.

I also place a stripper pole at the top of the hill and give a show.

Queen of the Hill x2.

The poll snaps and you go rolling down the hill, knocking over the browsers. I then take the poll from your limp, dead hand, shove it up your pussy and plant it at the top of the hill. I then put on my own show, and scare people away.

The cows had foot and mouth and now you have it (I think).

I burn your body and start defecating on the hill, and peg it at passer bys.

I take out the poll and put a cast on my pussy. I proceeded to take the hell.

I set up a field of gay porn created by Siriusa2.


Queen of the Hill.

While your busy taking on the devil in "hell", I continue to hold the hill.

I commmmaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddooooooooooooooooo you and sprint around the hill with MLC.

None of the previous happened. It turns out that my establishment was not established in the hill. Highlight the entire quote:

Its_Ackbar wrote:Turns out that the employees at the strip club are underage. You're arrested, and send to the Tower of London.

I establish an establishment called "Ye established establishment with no name."

That's off the hill. I then take the hill and put an electric wall with barbed wire.

This was on the previous page as well.

Since no one has destroyed the electric wall, I still hold the hill.

Its_Ackbar wrote:None of the previous happened. It turns out that my establishment was not established in the hill. Highlight the entire quote:

Its_Ackbar wrote:Turns out that the employees at the strip club are underage. You're arrested, and send to the Tower of London.

I establish an establishment called "Ye established establishment with no name."

That's off the hill. I then take the hill and put an electric wall with barbed wire.

This was on the previous page as well.

Since no one has destroyed the electric wall, I still hold the hill.

Walls are concrete and there for are poor conductors and transferees of electricity, I kick it down, and take the hill. I then place an electric fence made out of chain-links and defend the hill from the top with a Vltor M4.