King of the Hill

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:But there is no riot shield in BC2 hill.
Well then I get in the AC-130 with 3 friends. I get on the 105mm, someone gets on the 40mm, someone goes on the 25mm and the other pilots the thing.
We kill everything on the hill and get the Gold Squad Pin.

I get a UAV and blast u to pieces with my rocket.

I now get ace player pin.

Little did you know, I C4ed the UAV station and blow you and the UAV station to pieces. I then get in another AC-130 and fly at an altitude so high, the UAV cant fly there.

...BUT! The mysterious Bush Wookie wasn't to far away, aimed steadily at the devious C4'ist took the shot and gained an embarrassing 500 point marksmen headshot cross map. I can own this hill, and noone will know where I am.

I run up with dual m240s and kill u and defend from there

Stealth wrote:I run up with dual m240s and kill u and defend from there

Hand grenade. I win.

I just tactical nuke you

I win.

Hardline Pro wrote:I get Ramirez to block the nuke with his riot shield.

I control the hill.

I kill you with my aimbot/ modded controller

I take the hill.

I punch you in the ovary. It explodes and you die because it held tons of deadly acid.

I take the hill and set up thousand of T-90 MBTs, M3A3 Bradleys, BMD-3 Bakhchas and M1A2 Abrams. I also surround them in a nuke and EMP proof forcefield.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:I punch you in the ovary. It explodes and you die because it held tons of deadly acid.

I take the hill and set up thousand of T-90 MBTs, M3A3 Bradleys, BMD-3 Bakhchas and M1A2 Abrams. I also surround them in a nuke and EMP proof forcefield.

Again, I haz teh aimbot/ modded controller.


I win.

You cant shoot at tanks. I used spec hack and they have all the vehicle upgrades.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:You cant shoot at tanks. I used spec hack and they have all the vehicle upgrades.

Ooops, power surge!!! Xbox/PS3/PC turns off.....BUMMER!!!

I generate my own power by having all my Mexican workers running on hamster wheels.

I then use hacks and permanently keep the hill in my possession no matter who is in control of it.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:I generate my own power by having all my Mexican workers running on hamster wheels.

I then use hacks and permanently keep the hill in my possession no matter who is in control of it.

Border Patrol just "DENIED" your mexicans, they got deported, and you were relieved of all your possesions!

I simply kick you out of the way and set up naked women with beef curtains to keep MMC away from my new hill.

CURSE MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!!

I... I.....

Uh......

Crap.

You got PWNED! Evan had the naked women and meat curtains, and I took ur mexicans and your possesions!! YOU'RE OUT!!!

RZRsharpKLR wrote:You got PWNED! Evan had the naked women and meat curtains, and I took ur mexicans and your possesions!! YOU'RE OUT!!!

Umm.... they were illegal anyway.

Plus, I always keep doubles of everything I own.

I just need a way to destroy those beef curtains.

lol. Uuuuh, maybe a pack of wolves, or bears, or a mob of hungry fat guys...

RZRsharpKLR wrote:lol. Uuuuh, maybe a pack of wolves, or bears, or a mob of hungry fat guys...

Nah, it has to be creative.

I'll think of something.

Well shit, I dunno lol.... I might have to think of something too.

Clearly Evan has acquired a large lead above the others with beef curtains. This stand-still has lasted so long, that everyone in the hill forgot to eat and starved.

I sweep the bodies under the hill. A repulsive stench emits from the hill. This will come into play later.

Its_Ackbar wrote:Clearly Evan has acquired a large lead above the others with beef curtains. This stand-still has lasted so long, that everyone in the hill forgot to eat and starved.

I sweep the bodies under the hill. A repulsive stench emits from the hill. This will come into play later.

While you are sweeping the bodies up, I call 9/11 and you get into an epic car chase with the police. I then take the hill and turn on the TV to watch the chase on CNN

Luckily, I drive a spaceship, and not a car. The scene is taken into space, where I thrust into light-speed. The police over-compensate and go into ludicrous-speed. I then EMP your TV to interrupt the chase scene, and descend while you're in confusion. I toss a TV-dinner outside of the hill to lure you away. I then retake the hill, and use my fleet of star-ships to defend it.