King of the Hill
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Re: King of the Hill
Hardline Pro wrote:I am Yoda (my alias BTW). I come running up the hill with my light saber and kill you all, silly Ackbar not carrying a weapon. Your spaceships are too high up to see my little green body. I take your radio and call your fleet off.
I control the hill.
But we're on the same team
Its_Ackbar- Lieutenant
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Re: King of the Hill
I fire one of the giant boob nipple guns on hoth at the hill. It explodes. Then I take the cookie monster and defend the hill.
Wheen Your Strange- Community VIP
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Re: King of the Hill
I bring my friend, the Veggie Monster, and he starts to whip vegetables at you and the Cookie Monster, you both get knocked off the hill and stumble into a giant pit of lava.
I now control the hill.
I now control the hill.
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Hardline Pro wrote:I bring my friend, the Veggie Monster, and he starts to whip vegetables at you and the Cookie Monster, you both get knocked off the hill and stumble into a giant pit of lava.
I now control the hill.
I bring my friend Meat Monster, and Veggie Monster is appalled that Monster Being would do such a thing, and runs away crying, only to stumble into the lava pit. Meat Monster then mistakes you for a sirloin and eats you. I then take the hill and build a castle on it.
I also ignore Monkey, for being irrelevant.
Wheen Your Strange- Community VIP
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Re: King of the Hill
I hire these guys to take over your castle:
I then dismiss them and use a mini-gun for defenses.
I then dismiss them and use a mini-gun for defenses.
Its_Ackbar- Lieutenant
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Re: King of the Hill
I eat the mini guns, grow rocket launchers out of my chest, and blast yo ass.
I rocket jump to the top of the hill and get William shatner to do a barrel roll.
I rocket jump to the top of the hill and get William shatner to do a barrel roll.
Wsxdas- Captain
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Re: King of the Hill
Wsxdas wrote:I eat the mini guns, grow rocket launchers out of my chest, and blast yo ass.
I rocket jump to the top of the hill and get William shatner to do a barrel roll.
This is fucking epic.....
RZRsharpKLR- Forum Police Officer
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Re: King of the Hill
RZRsharpKLR wrote:Wsxdas wrote:I eat the mini guns, grow rocket launchers out of my chest, and blast yo ass.
I rocket jump to the top of the hill and get William shatner to do a barrel roll.
This is fucking epic.....
You have really low standards. Epic has totally lost its meaning nowadays.
Anyway, I kick you in the nuts and tell William Shatner that David Caruso acts better than he pretends to and he kills himself by locking himself in a wqashing machine on a permanent soak cycle.
I then climb my way to the top of the hill and get the Black Ops knife so I can melee people from an insane distance away
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I become disappointed in you for kicking the shatner out of shatner, so each of my hairs turn into godzillas head and fire rainbow lasers that grow into ponies with seven eyes. I then divide by zero and teleport to the tob of the hill and do complex math up there.
Wsxdas- Captain
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Re: King of the Hill
I do even more complex math and find out the hill doesn't actually exist and we are all just patients at a hospital in permanent comas imagining all this.
After figuring that out, I shit actual bricks so hard, I build an actual mountain in the room we're all in. I'm then at the top of it.
After figuring that out, I shit actual bricks so hard, I build an actual mountain in the room we're all in. I'm then at the top of it.
Re: King of the Hill
I put a stake through your heart, and your to blame. Your giving love a bad name.
I then climb shit brick mountain.
I then climb shit brick mountain.
Wsxdas- Captain
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Re: King of the Hill
I play my part and you play your game, so I shoot you in the face with a Winchester 1892 chambered in .44/40 WCF.
I then throw your dead body off the hill and build a fortress made out of diamonds and kittens.
I then throw your dead body off the hill and build a fortress made out of diamonds and kittens.
Re: King of the Hill
I eat the diamonds and throw up with such force it tears you and the kittens to pieces.
I make a new hill made of dead kitten chunks.
I make a new hill made of dead kitten chunks.
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Re: King of the Hill
I roll by with my niggas and pull out our Chinese Choppers (street for Chinese Type 56s) and mow you and yo niggas down to size. We then build a convenience store on the hill so we can rob it every night.
Re: King of the Hill
Black Friday was yesterday though. I call the cops on yo niggas but they have a party and snort coke so I send out a mo'fuckin picachu that zaps those nigganigs.
I set bear traps around the hill and hope someone other than me and mmc will post in this thread.
I set bear traps around the hill and hope someone other than me and mmc will post in this thread.
Wsxdas- Captain
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Re: King of the Hill
Using a metal detector I'll find your worthless bear traps and use them on you while you sleep. Then I'll laugh my ass off at you as you roll down the hill. Then I'll set up a dual layered wall, half with 3 feet of steel reinforced concrete blocks and another three feet of carbon fiber reinforced steel plates. Outside, on all four corners will be two M134 Mini-Sentry's that have a thousandth of a second reaction aiming time. AND! Somewhere around this domain there is an unknown presence that may attack at any moment.....
RZRsharpKLR- Forum Police Officer
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Re: King of the Hill
The unknown presence is me, and so you, trusting me, gets killed, by me. Derp.
I then set up a stupidity barrier around the hill, causing anyone who passes through it to have the intelligence of lego. Also, the barrier is like a bubble, with the hill at the top. Nothing unliving can pass through it.
I then set up a stupidity barrier around the hill, causing anyone who passes through it to have the intelligence of lego. Also, the barrier is like a bubble, with the hill at the top. Nothing unliving can pass through it.
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Re: King of the Hill
I spread AIDS throughout the bubble, killing everything inside of it. Since I'm already stupider than everyone, the barrier doesn't effect me. I then give you DA AIDS, and you die a slow painful death. I then cover the hill with a giant cloud of ADVANCED TURBO SUPER OMEGA AIDS, which instantly gives AIDS to all things whether they're living, dead, undead or inanimate.
Re: King of the Hill
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:I spread AIDS throughout the bubble, killing everything inside of it. Since I'm already stupider than everyone, the barrier doesn't effect me. I then give you DA AIDS, and you die a slow painful death. I then cover the hill with a giant cloud of ADVANCED TURBO SUPER OMEGA AIDS, which instantly gives AIDS to all things whether they're living, dead, undead or inanimate.
My crabs kill any uber aids that try and enter my body. I them start hammer your face with my uber-hard shaft until you get (more) brain damage. I then use you as a zombie to pretext my hill.
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As a zombie, I have absolutely 0 brain function besides finding brains and eating them. I slowly make my way up the hill then double tap you dropping you instantly. I then have sex with a midget.
Re: King of the Hill
I had bought a revive as I was playing solo, and so I have your midget whore strangle you. I then bang it and thrown it away. I also have a loyal shark with a laser protect me.
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Re: King of the Hill
I have a flying unicorn that fires monster trucks out of its horn which crush you and your shark. I then cover the hill in semen.
Re: King of the Hill
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:I have a flying unicorn that fires monster trucks out of its horn which crush you and your shark. I then cover the hill in semen.
The midget whore licks it all up. I then hump your unicorn and it throws you off and you fly 3000 miles away and land in some desert island and you get eaten by cannibals. I then proceed to practice my banjo on the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
I call in Arnold Schwarzenegger and he takes a mini gun, kill you all. i then take the mini gun and defend the hill myself.
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