Zombies...

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:

And great for zombies to sneak up on you.

Well, since they make a lot of noise and walk at about 0 miles an hour, I think they'll have a hard time going up ladders and stairs.

Not if theyre fast zombies.

No such thing as fast zombies, or real zombies in general. Black people are the biggest threat here. Now they have prostitutes on a corner that's maybe a 2 minute walk from my house. I mean like actual bitches and hos prostitutes.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

Well, since they make a lot of noise and walk at about 0 miles an hour, I think they'll have a hard time going up ladders and stairs.

Not if theyre fast zombies.

No such thing as fast zombies, or real zombies in general. Black people are the biggest threat here. Now they have prostitutes on a corner that's maybe a 2 minute walk from my house. I mean like actual bitches and hos prostitutes.

Is there any other type?

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:

Not if theyre fast zombies.

No such thing as fast zombies, or real zombies in general. Black people are the biggest threat here. Now they have prostitutes on a corner that's maybe a 2 minute walk from my house. I mean like actual bitches and hos prostitutes.

Is there any other type?

There's always the classier which are called escorts. They are actually somewhat attractive women that cost big bucks.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

No such thing as fast zombies, or real zombies in general. Black people are the biggest threat here. Now they have prostitutes on a corner that's maybe a 2 minute walk from my house. I mean like actual bitches and hos prostitutes.

Is there any other type?

There's always the classier which are called escorts. They are actually somewhat attractive women that cost big bucks.

But they only go for old men.

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:

Is there any other type?

There's always the classier which are called escorts. They are actually somewhat attractive women that cost big bucks.

But they only go for old men.

No, they work for anyone that has the cash.

They aren't exactly zombies but, has anyone ever considered a KV world ending like in the movie "I Am Legend"? I think those thing are WAAY more scary than a witless dumb-fuck moping and moaning around looking for food. The ones in I Am Legend are some smart, fast, strong, agile, creepy motherfuckers. I'd be scared shitless.

BUUT! Back to common zombies, my place would be substantially greater than that of a "snipers outpost" or a "holdout", because living practically in the middle of nowhere has it's advantages. Reason 1: There probably not gunna be much out there in the first place. Reason 2: You'll have a full 360 view of the surrounding area up to about 3+ miles, thus giving you time to build defenses, just in case. Reason 3: We literally have a "friendly to us" but overall pissed off bunch of redneck that live about quarter mile down the road, and if anyone has seen a pissed off redneck, you know what I'm talkin bout.

RZRsharpKLR wrote:They aren't exactly zombies but, has anyone ever considered a KV world ending like in the movie "I Am Legend"? I think those thing are WAAY more scary than a witless dumb-fuck moping and moaning around looking for food. The ones in I Am Legend are some smart, fast, strong, agile, creepy motherfuckers. I'd be scared shitless.

BUUT! Back to common zombies, my place would be substantially greater than that of a "snipers outpost" or a "holdout", because living practically in the middle of nowhere has it's advantages. Reason 1: There probably not gunna be much out there in the first place. Reason 2: You'll have a full 360 view of the surrounding area up to about 3+ miles, thus giving you time to build defenses, just in case. Reason 3: We literally have a "friendly to us" but overall pissed off bunch of redneck that live about quarter mile down the road, and if anyone has seen a pissed off redneck, you know what I'm talkin bout.

Lol, I havnt, but as everyone is a farmer where I come from everyone has a gun.

ginga-ninja wrote:

RZRsharpKLR wrote:They aren't exactly zombies but, has anyone ever considered a KV world ending like in the movie "I Am Legend"? I think those thing are WAAY more scary than a witless dumb-fuck moping and moaning around looking for food. The ones in I Am Legend are some smart, fast, strong, agile, creepy motherfuckers. I'd be scared shitless.

BUUT! Back to common zombies, my place would be substantially greater than that of a "snipers outpost" or a "holdout", because living practically in the middle of nowhere has it's advantages. Reason 1: There probably not gunna be much out there in the first place. Reason 2: You'll have a full 360 view of the surrounding area up to about 3+ miles, thus giving you time to build defenses, just in case. Reason 3: We literally have a "friendly to us" but overall pissed off bunch of redneck that live about quarter mile down the road, and if anyone has seen a pissed off redneck, you know what I'm talkin bout.

Lol, I havnt, but as everyone is a farmer where I come from everyone has a gun.

A pissed off redneck is funny as hell to watch, but very harmful to your well-being if caught in it...

Hardline Pro wrote:I never got the point of zombies. How do you kill something that is already dead?

Well, since a majority of Americans have high cholesterol, those fatty blood-clots will create strokes in their brains.

Fried brain-sandwiches, anyone?