Zombies...

What do you guys think of zombies?

My brother in law lent me two zombie book a while back and I finished those so he just gave me five more. Now I have something to do besides seXbox.

=/ IDK what I'd do if a zombie outbreak happened. I have the guns and stuff, cross bow for stealth kills. I suppose a bike would work out well. Only bad part is I live right down in SoCal so the outbreak would probably be huge. I guess I do live next to a mountain tho so I could go there.

Are you guys prepared for a zombie Apocalypse?

Theres a zombie on my lawn.
We don't want zombies on our lawn.
I know their type, they're tall, dark and dead.
They wanna bite all the pedals off of my head
and eat the brains of the ones that planted me here.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The zombie survival guide by Max Brooks is totally awesome.

I can survive short term but not long term though. :/

i live on top of a large hill....with lots of open space....visibility is great......just put some snipers in the towers and we're all set.

mellow802 wrote:i live on top of a large hill....with lots of open space....visibility is great......just put some snipers in the towers and we're all set.

LOL but sound attracts zombies.. and people.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
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Well, seeing how I live in Canada and a lot less people have guns in Edmonton than in your typical American city of the same size, I would say not very long. Unless they are Shaun of the Dead zombies, in which case I could last longer than those idiots.

LOL zombies....

People who actually think its a possibility and take it seriously are like the people who fap to anime, they live in a fantasy world.

All of you lose.

First, I have to win the lottery, then build a hospitable place on Mars to hide out, then make a farm there to grow my food, as well as money trees. After that, I'll make a clone army with my tree money, then use them to battle the zombies and win. Chances of it working is slim, but I'm counting on it.

Demonicpopcorn wrote: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
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Fun read. Very, very fun read.

Wheen Your Strange wrote:

Demonicpopcorn wrote: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
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Fun read. Very, very fun read.

It was indeed. I'll have to keep that website link handy.

Helen wrote:

mellow802 wrote:i live on top of a large hill....with lots of open space....visibility is great......just put some snipers in the towers and we're all set.

LOL but sound attracts zombies.. and people.

silencers....and we can take them out at range.....long range that is

mellow802 wrote:

Helen wrote:

mellow802 wrote:i live on top of a large hill....with lots of open space....visibility is great......just put some snipers in the towers and we're all set.

LOL but sound attracts zombies.. and people.

silencers....and we can take them out at range.....long range that is

Pfft silencers....

I already fashioned myself a 10/22 barrel with integrated suppressor. Now, no mater what, its always supressed. Gotta use sub sonic ammo though which reduces range and power, but all you here the trigger being pulled. Same with the Ruger Mk. II with integrated supressor I got in the States. .22LR = epic for quiet executions.

mellow802 wrote:

Helen wrote:

mellow802 wrote:i live on top of a large hill....with lots of open space....visibility is great......just put some snipers in the towers and we're all set.

LOL but sound attracts zombies.. and people.

silencers....and we can take them out at range.....long range that is

do you have a two story house and live near a town?

Demonicpopcorn wrote:

mellow802 wrote:

Helen wrote:

LOL but sound attracts zombies.. and people.

silencers....and we can take them out at range.....long range that is

do you have a two story house and live near a town?

No, I have a two story house and live near black people.

Black people are infinitely scarier and more dangerous than zombies, thats why I have the 10/22 to take them out silently.

Hardline Pro wrote:I never got the point of zombies. How do you kill something that is already dead?

Severing their head.

Hardline Pro wrote:I never got the point of zombies. How do you kill something that is already dead?

Well, according to Fallout 3, YOU GOTTA SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD.

Wheen Your Strange wrote:

Hardline Pro wrote:I never got the point of zombies. How do you kill something that is already dead?

Severing their head.

Actually, complete destruction of the brain. Severing the head leaves the head alive.

Hardline Pro wrote:I never got the point of zombies. How do you kill something that is already dead?

Destroy the brain.

I have a 2 story house with not much cover around.

ginga-ninja wrote:I have a 2 story house with not much cover around.

I have tons of cover around. Living in a urban wasteland is great for hiding.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:I have a 2 story house with not much cover around.

I have tons of cover around. Living in a urban wasteland is great for hiding.

And great for zombies to sneak up on you.

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:I have a 2 story house with not much cover around.

I have tons of cover around. Living in a urban wasteland is great for hiding.

And great for zombies to sneak up on you.

Well, since they make a lot of noise and walk at about 0 miles an hour, I think they'll have a hard time going up ladders and stairs.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

I have tons of cover around. Living in a urban wasteland is great for hiding.

And great for zombies to sneak up on you.

Well, since they make a lot of noise and walk at about 0 miles an hour, I think they'll have a hard time going up ladders and stairs.

Not if theyre fast zombies.