Re: All you need in life is..

**Wheen Your Strange** Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:56 pm

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

That guy is secretly a snail.

He must be a snail, lobsters are immortal.

Thats weird, cause the whole world eats lobsters. While Snails are only eaten in France, a socialist country where the citizens are forced to cannibalize their great leaders.

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:57 pm

Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:

That guy is secretly a snail.

He must be a snail, lobsters are immortal.

Thats weird, cause the whole world eats lobsters. While Snails are only eaten in France, a socialist country where the citizens are forced to cannibalize their great leaders.

Those arent the real lobsters. Those are the retard spawn of snails and exiled pure bred lobsters.

**Wheen Your Strange** Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:01 pm

Chuck Norris is married to a snail.

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:02 pm

Wheen Your Strange wrote:Chuck Norris is married to a snail.

Yeah because snails get fucked hard.

**Wheen Your Strange** Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:07 pm

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:Chuck Norris is married to a snail.

Yeah because snails get fucked hard.

You're a victim of the media. FOX lobster skews the story to slander the snail and make Norris look good. In actuality, the snail gave it to Chuck in the ass...

...at the same time as chuck gave it to the snail in the ass...

...and they both gave eachother blowjobs.... while they both gave it to eachother in the ass.

**EvanErgo** Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:18 pm

Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:Chuck Norris is married to a snail.

Yeah because snails get fucked hard.
You're a victim of the media. FOX lobster skews the story to slander the snail and make Norris look good. In actuality, the snail gave it to Chuck in the ass...

...at the same time as chuck gave it to the snail in the ass...

...and they both gave eachother blowjobs.... while they both gave it to eachother in the ass.

My mind is full of fuck right now. Ass mouths or two penises?

Demonicpopcorn Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:19 pm

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:20 pm

EvanErgo wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

Yeah because snails get fucked hard.
You're a victim of the media. FOX lobster skews the story to slander the snail and make Norris look good. In actuality, the snail gave it to Chuck in the ass...

...at the same time as chuck gave it to the snail in the ass...

...and they both gave eachother blowjobs.... while they both gave it to eachother in the ass.
My mind is full of fuck right now. Ass mouths or two penises?

Snails and Chuck Norris are fucked. Lobsters just watch and laugh. Then mate by fucking each other with their knife like penis they then insert into the brain of the female lobster for a literal "Mindfuck".

II LowDown II Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:47 am

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:03 am

II LowDown II wrote:

He just stared into my soul.

II LowDown II Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:03 am

he lieks turtles

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:06 am

but he is a zombie

II LowDown II Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:07 am

**Wheen Your Strange** Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:04 am

II LowDown II wrote:

I'm glad you posted that picture of a lobster.

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:06 am

Wheen Your Strange wrote:
II LowDown II wrote:

I'm glad you posted that picture of a lobster.

Its actually a snail.

**Wheen Your Strange** Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:11 am

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:
II LowDown II wrote:

I'm glad you posted that picture of a lobster.

Its actually a snail.

All you need in life is.. - Page 3 Lobster

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:15 am

Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:

I'm glad you posted that picture of a lobster.

Its actually a snail.

Can't be a Lobster. It has that snail-like blank apathetic look in its face.

23 : 50 Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:27 am

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

Its actually a snail.

Can't be a Lobster. It has that snail-like blank apathetic look in its face.

But lobsters have no expressions. (:

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:32 am

23 : 50 wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:

Can't be a Lobster. It has that snail-like blank apathetic look in its face.

But lobsters have no expressions. (:

Lobsters invented emotions and all ways of expressing them.

Lego107 Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:32 am

23 : 50 wrote:But lobsters have no expressions. (:

Yeah they do, when you burn them alive in a pot. mean people.

Demonicpopcorn Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:39 am

Lego107 wrote:
23 : 50 wrote:But lobsters have no expressions. (:

Yeah they do, when you burn them alive in a pot. mean people.

I burn mine in gasoline.

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:44 am

Demonicpopcorn wrote:
Lego107 wrote:
23 : 50 wrote:But lobsters have no expressions. (:

Yeah they do, when you burn them alive in a pot. mean people.
I burn mine in gasoline.

Like I said before, those aren't pure bred lobsters. They are the retard spawn of snails and exiled pure bred lobsters.

I usually just throw my snails into a bucket of salt and watch them die.

**ginga-ninja** Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:11 am

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Demonicpopcorn wrote:
Lego107 wrote:

Yeah they do, when you burn them alive in a pot. mean people.
I burn mine in gasoline.

Like I said before, those aren't pure bred lobsters. They are the retard spawn of snails and exiled pure bred lobsters.

I usually just throw my snails into a bucket of salt and watch them die.

Everyone here is a big meanie Sad

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:19 am

ginga-ninja wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Demonicpopcorn wrote:I burn mine in gasoline.

Like I said before, those aren't pure bred lobsters. They are the retard spawn of snails and exiled pure bred lobsters.

I usually just throw my snails into a bucket of salt and watch them die.

Everyone here is a big meanie

Youre just being a softie.

**ginga-ninja** Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:32 am

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
ginga-ninja wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

Like I said before, those aren't pure bred lobsters. They are the retard spawn of snails and exiled pure bred lobsters.

I usually just throw my snails into a bucket of salt and watch them die.

Everyone here is a big meanie

Youre just being a softie.

No. I agree with PETA. For various reasons.....

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