Re: All you need in life is..

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:26 am

Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:A snail raped the turtle while the lobster watched. The Snail then preceded to have a three way with Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man In The World.

The Most Interesting Man in the World is actually Jewish.

Proof that Snails are just a bunch of Jews.

Once, a Lobster sneezed. The result of that sneeze was Chuck Norris.

By your logic Chuck Norris is also a jew, so the world explodes with an explosion 20000291^12 times larger than the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima. The only being to survive is the snail.

Pfft, the only reason snails would survive is because they started the explosion.

Lobsters would have already been in the Sombrero Galaxy by then. They have a wonderful space program.

**Wheen Your Strange** Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:36 am

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

The Most Interesting Man in the World is actually Jewish.

Proof that Snails are just a bunch of Jews.

Once, a Lobster sneezed. The result of that sneeze was Chuck Norris.

By your logic Chuck Norris is also a jew, so the world explodes with an explosion 20000291^12 times larger than the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima. The only being to survive is the snail.

Pfft, the only reason snails would survive is because they started the explosion.

Lobsters would have already been in the Sombrero Galaxy by then. They have a wonderful space program.

Snails have already mastered teleportation. Using a complicated process that ultimately results with harvesting one of Chuck Norris' pubic hairs.

Bodom Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:38 am

no, i posted something on accident, now im trying to delete the post, i fail.

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:39 am

Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:

By your logic Chuck Norris is also a jew, so the world explodes with an explosion 20000291^12 times larger than the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima. The only being to survive is the snail.

Pfft, the only reason snails would survive is because they started the explosion.

Lobsters would have already been in the Sombrero Galaxy by then. They have a wonderful space program.

Snails have already mastered teleportation. Using a complicated process that ultimately results with harvesting one of Chuck Norris' pubic hairs.

Lobsters have mastered time travel. They went back in time, created Chuck Norris who then shat out a snail.

Therefore, Lobsters are the grandparents of snails.

**Wheen Your Strange** Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:42 am

Snails were the chief designer of Deloreans, so they created the time machine you used to create them.

Bodom Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:43 am

So the doc is a snail?

**Wheen Your Strange** Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:44 am

Bodom wrote:So the doc is a snail?

No. the Doc is the Snail's minion.

Plus, th Doc never created a Delorean, he created the Time Machine used on the Delorean.

Bodom Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:21 am

So the cake is a lie?

**Wheen Your Strange** Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:24 am

Bodom wrote:So the cake is a lie?

WTF?

Bodom Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:25 am

Wheen Your Strange wrote:
Bodom wrote:So the cake is a lie?
WTF?

Exactly.

**Wheen Your Strange** Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:26 am

Bodom wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:
Bodom wrote:So the cake is a lie?
WTF?

Exactly.

Trolololol?

Bodom Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:27 am

You guys been talking about time traveling lobsters, and when I say something random, ima trololo?

**Wheen Your Strange** Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:29 am

Bodom wrote:You guys been talking about time traveling lobsters, and when I say something random, ima trololo?

We're not random. We got there progressively.

Randomly saying "The Cake is a Lie" is trollolololool.

Bodom Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:40 am

Well I jumped to it, idk I was just messing around, I'm not trollin'.

**Wheen Your Strange** Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:42 am

Bodom wrote:Well I jumped to it, idk I was just messing around, I'm not trollin'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdiz0k0Rudw

I'm trollin'

**ginga-ninja** Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:44 pm

I like lobster cake.

Bodom Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:48 pm

I like snail cake.

**ginga-ninja** Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:54 pm

I've ate your mom out

Bodom Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:10 pm

Mom cake?!

**ginga-ninja** Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:33 pm

Bodom wrote:Mom cake?!

Indeedio.

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:39 pm

ginga-ninja wrote:
Bodom wrote:Mom cake?!

Indeedio.

I ate your moms mom cake.

By mom cake, I mean I gave her a rimjob.

Bodom Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:45 pm

You bastard!

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:46 pm

Bodom wrote:You bastard!

All you need in life is.. - Page 2 Trolled-hard

**Wheen Your Strange** Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:52 pm

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Bodom wrote:You bastard!

That guy is secretly a snail.

**MegaMonkeyChunk** Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:53 pm

Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Bodom wrote:You bastard!

That guy is secretly a snail.

He must be a snail, lobsters are immortal.

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