Valentine's Day ♡

As you all know, Valentine's Day is coming up soon. So this is da thread to talk about it.
Who is your Valentine? Gotta crush? What are your plans?

I have made a poem for my love with the help of Horatio Caine, see:


(BTW, it's supposed to say Hardline, not Joe.)

DISCUSS!

I literally lol'd when he rhymed with "my heart is all filled".

how is valentines any different then any other day?

I have a crush on Chef Luigi from the SImpsons. Don't tell him though.

My crush is a super duper secret.

As I was dumped a few weeks ago, I don't have a valentine. But I'm really hoping that MegaMonkeyChunk can make time in his life for me.

PandasFanboy wrote:how is valentines any different then any other day?

Valentines day is a special day for women to be openly disappointed about men when they don't spend thousands of dollars on diamonds, dinners, and moonlit cruises. Any attempt on a man's part will be looked at as "not good enough" and will inevitably end up in a fight where the woman accuses the man of not caring about being romantic, to which the man will reply "Of course I do" while he is thinking "fuck yeah I don't care".
Now that I think about it, How is Valentine's day different from any other day?

Deleted a bunch of posts, if you want to fight, take it somewhere else. Remember, it's Valentine's, we all love each other. (no homo)

Hardline Pro wrote:Deleted a bunch of posts, if you want to fight, take it somewhere else. Remember, it's Valentine's, we all love each other. (no homo)

WTF are you talking about Hardline? Are we not aloud to joke around?

Ohh shit that was awesome.

No Valentine here. Forever alone man.

Patty wrote:As I was dumped a few weeks ago, I don't have a valentine. But I'm really hoping that MegaMonkeyChunk can make time in his life for me.

I hope you like rough anal fisting

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I didn't start living,
Until I met you.

beat that poem and you win the internet

SOG_player69 wrote:Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I didn't start living,
Until I met you.

beat that poem and you win the internet

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems sicken me
And so do you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When I fuck your ass
You better not poo

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the van

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In soviet Russia
Poem writes you!

Hardline Pro wrote:So its Valentine's Day and I will be spending it alone. Forever alone.

Not its not Hardline... not even on the east coast. Maybe for Ginga, but not for you... or is it...

Wheen Your Strange wrote:

Hardline Pro wrote:So its Valentine's Day and I will be spending it alone. Forever alone.

Not its not Hardline... not even on the east coast. Maybe for Ginga, but not for you... or is it...

Im going to have to agree with this. HL is on drugs.

EvanErgo wrote:

Wheen Your Strange wrote:

Hardline Pro wrote:So its Valentine's Day and I will be spending it alone. Forever alone.

Not its not Hardline... not even on the east coast. Maybe for Ginga, but not for you... or is it...

Im going to have to agree with this. HL is on drugs.

I can haz drugz?

BEST
VALENTINE'S DAY
PRESENT
EVER
Not gonna tell what it was, let's just say monogamy is awesome.

EvanErgo wrote:

Wheen Your Strange wrote:

Hardline Pro wrote:So its Valentine's Day and I will be spending it alone. Forever alone.

Not its not Hardline... not even on the east coast. Maybe for Ginga, but not for you... or is it...

Im going to have to agree with this. HL is on drugs.

I typed this at like 10:30 at night, I didn't think anyone would read it until the next day. >_>
Still doesn't change the fact that I am FOREVER ALONE.

Hardline Pro wrote:

EvanErgo wrote:

Wheen Your Strange wrote:
Not its not Hardline... not even on the east coast. Maybe for Ginga, but not for you... or is it...

Im going to have to agree with this. HL is on drugs.

I typed this at like 10:30 at night, I didn't think anyone would read it until the next day. >_>
Still doesn't change the fact that I am FOREVER ALONE.

You mean you don't have hands?

How sad

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

Hardline Pro wrote:

EvanErgo wrote:Im going to have to agree with this. HL is on drugs.

I typed this at like 10:30 at night, I didn't think anyone would read it until the next day. >_>
Still doesn't change the fact that I am FOREVER ALONE.

You mean you don't have hands?

How sad

+1

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:BEST
VALENTINE'S DAY
PRESENT
EVER
Not gonna tell what it was, let's just say monogamy is awesome.

take it from a guy who has been married for 10 years...........monogamy is in NO way awesome...../thread