Hot Dogs...

What do you like on your hot dogs?

I like a long list of things on my hot dogs depending on my mood.
Really though I'm interested in what other people put on their dogs.

Nothing.

If I see a hot dog, I just bring it home with me and take pictures of it and post them on the internet.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:Nothing.

If I see a hot dog, I just bring it home with me and put it in my butt, then I take pictures of it and post them on the internet.

...fixed...

mellow802 wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:Nothing.

If I see a hot dog, I just bring it home with me and put it in my butt, then I take pictures of it and post them on the internet.

...fixed...

I haven't found a dog I could stuff in there. Plus, I prefer larger dogs, they hold up better after prolonged sessions.

Oh, so your a Kielbasa man then.....I see.

mellow802 wrote:Oh, so your a Kielbasa man then.....I see.

Nah, more of a Collie or German Shepard kind of person.

I love German Shephards.....but I can never eat a whole one.

Then you're eating it wrong.

Since you can't lie it down on its back comfortably, just eat it in the reverse way you normally would eat something.

like that episode of South Park??

No No No, you have it all wrong.

Since its almost always on all fours, just approach rear ward and start eating. Don't lift your mouth too far or you might contract worms.

thanks for the tips.....I see where my flaw was now........that was a close one

No problem.

Also, when eating a hot dog, don't expect it to eat you back. I tried it once and still have the teeth marks. I did feel way better than a person for the first 5 seconds before the blood started pouring out.

Humm, I don't eat hot dogs very often; just the occasional one from my friendly bar-district stand. I do enjoy a large topping of pickles and peppers along with relish, mustard, a bit of mayo and ketchup.

I don't really like hot dogs. Something about the sausages.

ginga-ninja wrote:I don't really like hot dogs. Something about the sausages.

Do you at least like Bratwurst?

RZRsharpKLR wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:I don't really like hot dogs. Something about the sausages.

Do you at least like Bratwurst?

Wa?

ginga-ninja wrote:

RZRsharpKLR wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:I don't really like hot dogs. Something about the sausages.

Do you at least like Bratwurst?

Wa?

OMG YOU BLOW MONSTER COCKS!! jk, Bratwurst's are the greatest fuckin hotdogs EVER!

And nobody noticed my subtextual conversation. Awesome.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:And nobody noticed my subsexual conversation. Awesome.

Fixed.

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:And nobody noticed my subsexual conversation. Awesome.

Fixed.

Did you notice it?

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:And nobody noticed my subsexual conversation. Awesome.

Fixed.

Did you notice it?

Who couldn't? We just ignore you these days.

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:

Fixed.

Did you notice it?

Who couldn't? We just ignore you these days.

Then what was I refering to?

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

Did you notice it?

Who couldn't? We just ignore you these days.

Then what was I refering to?

Its a secret.

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:

Who couldn't? We just ignore you these days.

Then what was I refering to?

Its a secret.

PM me the secret then.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

Then what was I refering to?

Its a secret.

PM me the secret then.

Hardon looks at all PMs.