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Post  SOG_player69 on Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:46 am

i have this one really hot girl in my school named emily. i need to get her, i would like to go out with her and eventually kiss her, i dont know how to talk with her though, please help
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:22 am

Do exactly as follows:

1) Hit with blunt object to knock her out
2) Drag into cave
3) Forcefully insert penis into desired orifice.
4) Celebrate a success.
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Post  Demonicpopcorn on Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:54 am

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:Do exactly as follows:

1) Hit with blunt object to knock her out
2) Drag into cave
3) Forcefully insert penis into desired orifice.
4) Celebrate a success.
^this
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Post  Wsxdas on Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:05 am

Anything but kindness is how you go about it. Girls tend to be attracted to douchebag assholes that don't respect them at all, I've seen it happen. In fact, I'm in the exact same situation as you.
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Post  Wheen Your Strange on Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:24 am

Demonicpopcorn wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:Do exactly as follows:

1) Hit with blunt object to knock her out
2) Drag into cave
3) Forcefully insert penis into desired orifice.
4) Celebrate a success.
^this
this²
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Post  ginga-ninja on Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:38 am

This squared?
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Post  Wheen Your Strange on Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:47 am

ginga-ninja wrote:This squared?
Quite.
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Post  Stealth on Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:49 am

Just grab her, and pick her up. It's not that hard dude.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:48 pm

Also, if she calls in 9 months, tell her to fuck off then go to her house and push her down some stairs.
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Post  Patty on Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:21 am

THIS ISN'T SOMETHING DIFFICULT.

Ask her out on a simple date, like out to a movie. If she says yes, she says yes. If she says no, you FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

Go from there, let me know what happens.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:34 am

Patty wrote:THIS ISN'T SOMETHING DIFFICULT.

Ask her out on a simple date, like out to a movie. If she says yes, she says yes. If she says no, you FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

Go from there, let me know what happens.

Worst advice ever.

Remember, she likes it when it hurts. If she starts crying, you're doing it right.
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Post  o0 KEV1N 0o on Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:45 am

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