i need help picking up girls

i have this one really hot girl in my school named emily. i need to get her, i would like to go out with her and eventually kiss her, i dont know how to talk with her though, please help

Do exactly as follows:

1) Hit with blunt object to knock her out
2) Drag into cave
3) Forcefully insert penis into desired orifice.
4) Celebrate a success.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:Do exactly as follows:

1) Hit with blunt object to knock her out
2) Drag into cave
3) Forcefully insert penis into desired orifice.
4) Celebrate a success.

^this

Anything but kindness is how you go about it. Girls tend to be attracted to douchebag assholes that don't respect them at all, I've seen it happen. In fact, I'm in the exact same situation as you.

Demonicpopcorn wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:Do exactly as follows:

1) Hit with blunt object to knock her out
2) Drag into cave
3) Forcefully insert penis into desired orifice.
4) Celebrate a success.

^this

this²

This squared?

ginga-ninja wrote:This squared?

Quite.

Just grab her, and pick her up. It's not that hard dude.

Also, if she calls in 9 months, tell her to fuck off then go to her house and push her down some stairs.

THIS ISN'T SOMETHING DIFFICULT.

Ask her out on a simple date, like out to a movie. If she says yes, she says yes. If she says no, you FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

Go from there, let me know what happens.

Patty wrote:THIS ISN'T SOMETHING DIFFICULT.

Ask her out on a simple date, like out to a movie. If she says yes, she says yes. If she says no, you FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

Go from there, let me know what happens.

Worst advice ever.

Remember, she likes it when it hurts. If she starts crying, you're doing it right.