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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sat May 21, 2011 7:54 am

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

You're all fucked troll
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Post  mellow(802) on Sat May 21, 2011 7:57 am

I blame canada.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sat May 21, 2011 8:00 am

mellow(802) wrote:I blame canada.

Unfortunately, we don't have a CDC that is ready for zombies. The only good to come out of this is that all Liberals would die out because of their belief we don't need guns or a need for self defence. Most would offer another Liberal person's body because to appease the zombie because Liberals are good with screwing with other people's belongings.
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Post  Hardline Pro on Sat May 21, 2011 8:06 am

So the government has actual protocol that you should follow in case of a zombie outbreak? That is really dumb.

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Post  Stealth on Sat May 21, 2011 8:10 am

This is why I play zombies on Black Ops. If you want to survive the zombies apocalypse, just run in circles, and you'll be good. It's that simple.

EDIT: I'm really excited for the zombie apocalypse, it seems really fun, i'm not joking either. But if they run, were all fucked.
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Post  Wsxdas on Sat May 21, 2011 8:28 am

Stealth wrote:This is why I play zombies on Black Ops. If you want to survive the zombies apocalypse, just run in circles, and you'll be good. It's that simple.

EDIT: I'm really excited for the zombie apocalypse, it seems really fun, i'm not joking either. But if they run, were all fucked.
Zombies only walk, they aren't smart enough to run. And it's a 1 headshots kill. Shouldn't be too difficult.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sat May 21, 2011 8:30 am

Stealth wrote:This is why I play zombies on Black Ops. If you want to survive the zombies apocalypse, just run in circles, and you'll be good. It's that simple.

EDIT: I'm really excited for the zombie apocalypse, it seems really fun, i'm not joking either. But if they run, were all fucked.

They won't run. Unless there's somehow a magic motor that runs zombies, they won't be able to run. A zombie apacalypse would return jungle law which would be excellent for the reason I mentioned earlier.


Here's 3 guns perfect for zombie survival:

Ruger SR-22
http://www.cabelas.ca/index.cfm?pageID=71&&section=1187&section2=1725&section3=1738&ID=23555

Remington 597 VTR
http://www.cabelas.ca/index.cfm?pageID=71&&section=1187&section2=1725&section3=1738&ID=11926

Mossberg Tactical .22
http://www.cabelas.ca/index.cfm?pageID=71&&section=1187&section2=1725&ID=27292

All are chambered in a carthidge that's in mass supply and easy to fire/carry because of the recoil and weight respectively. All are semi auto and feature availible 25 round factory magazines, they come standard with 10 rounders though. All are patterned after AR platform rifles without being one themselves. They are excellent at everything.

EDIT: Another decent, but not recommended over the alternatives, is the Henry U.S. Survival Rifle.
http://www.cabelas.ca/index.cfm?pageID=71&&section=1187&section2=1725&ID=27292

It can be completely disassembled and carried inside of the stock. The only problem are the 8 round magazines. If Henry made 25 rounders, this would have to be the ultimate back up rifle.
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Post  ginga-ninja on Sat May 21, 2011 5:04 pm

Stealth wrote:This is why I play zombies on Black Ops. If you want to survive the zombies apocalypse, just run in circles, and you'll be good. It's that simple.

EDIT: I'm really excited for the zombie apocalypse, it seems really fun, i'm not joking either. But if they run, were all fucked.

So how long can you actually run for? :p
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Post  Stealth on Sat May 21, 2011 10:25 pm

ginga-ninja wrote:
Stealth wrote:This is why I play zombies on Black Ops. If you want to survive the zombies apocalypse, just run in circles, and you'll be good. It's that simple.

EDIT: I'm really excited for the zombie apocalypse, it seems really fun, i'm not joking either. But if they run, were all fucked.

So how long can you actually run for? :p

Enough to completely get away.
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Post  ginga-ninja on Sat May 21, 2011 10:56 pm

Stealth wrote:
ginga-ninja wrote:
Stealth wrote:This is why I play zombies on Black Ops. If you want to survive the zombies apocalypse, just run in circles, and you'll be good. It's that simple.

EDIT: I'm really excited for the zombie apocalypse, it seems really fun, i'm not joking either. But if they run, were all fucked.

So how long can you actually run for? :p

Enough to completely get away.

But you said in circles, not away.
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Post  CoDfAtHeR123 on Sun May 22, 2011 12:50 am

Wal-Mart looks safe enough, get my family and friends in there and you're safe unless they can break in, Guns, Ammo, Food, Video Games, free Wi-Fi, drink, music and Computers.
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Post  Wsxdas on Sun May 22, 2011 1:14 am

CoDfAtHeR123 wrote:Wal-Mart looks safe enough, get my family and friends in there and you're safe unless they can break in, Guns, Ammo, Food, Video Games, free Wi-Fi, drink, music and Computers.
Remember though, the amount of zombies is about the same as your town/city, and walmart has glass windows. They will pour in like Jews with coupons.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sun May 22, 2011 1:19 am

Wsxdas wrote:
CoDfAtHeR123 wrote:Wal-Mart looks safe enough, get my family and friends in there and you're safe unless they can break in, Guns, Ammo, Food, Video Games, free Wi-Fi, drink, music and Computers.
Remember though, the amount of zombies is about the same as your town/city, and walmart has glass windows. They will pour in like Jews with coupons.

Also, Wal Mart doesn't have magical generators that last forever. The best place to camp out as I've previously mentioned are either the Rocky Mountains or the Florida Keys. Both are excellent environments assuming you have all the supplies you can't get from nature like guns/ammo.
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Post  Wsxdas on Sun May 22, 2011 2:45 am

Exactly. I have an underground shelter with 12K gallons of water, 12K pounds of canned food, an underground garden for fresh food, and a magnet utilizing infinite energy system. Also, a gun and 64000 rounds which should be enough to kill off the whole population of zombies in my city.
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Post  ginga-ninja on Sun May 22, 2011 2:55 am

Wsxdas wrote:Exactly. I have an underground shelter with 12K gallons of water, 12K pounds of canned food, an underground garden for fresh food, and a magnet utilizing infinite energy system. Also, a gun and 64000 rounds which should be enough to kill off the whole population of zombies in my city.

Infinite energy system...
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Post  Wsxdas on Sun May 22, 2011 3:38 am

ginga-ninja wrote:
Wsxdas wrote:Exactly. I have an underground shelter with 12K gallons of water, 12K pounds of canned food, an underground garden for fresh food, and a magnet utilizing infinite energy system. Also, a gun and 64000 rounds which should be enough to kill off the whole population of zombies in my city.

Infinite energy system...
Magnet (-) on each end of windmill. (-) magnet (larger) below. (-) repels each other, infinitely spinning the windmill.

SCIENCE!
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Post  ginga-ninja on Sun May 22, 2011 5:48 pm

Wsxdas wrote:
ginga-ninja wrote:
Wsxdas wrote:Exactly. I have an underground shelter with 12K gallons of water, 12K pounds of canned food, an underground garden for fresh food, and a magnet utilizing infinite energy system. Also, a gun and 64000 rounds which should be enough to kill off the whole population of zombies in my city.

Infinite energy system...
Magnet (-) on each end of windmill. (-) magnet (larger) below. (-) repels each other, infinitely spinning the windmill.

SCIENCE!

Theres no such thing as perpetual energy :/
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Post  Wsxdas on Sun May 22, 2011 10:46 pm

ginga-ninja wrote:
Wsxdas wrote:
ginga-ninja wrote:

Infinite energy system...
Magnet (-) on each end of windmill. (-) magnet (larger) below. (-) repels each other, infinitely spinning the windmill.

SCIENCE!

Theres no such thing as perpetual energy :/
Well you smell.
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