If there was ever a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?

If there was ever a zombie apocalypse, what would you do? What weapons would you carry? How would you handle them? Who and what would use save? Where would you go? Tell me! Cherry-oh good chaps!

1) Have a semi auto .22LR rifle with integral suppressor along with a .22LR pistol also with integral suppressor, preferably a Ruger 10/22 rifle and Ruger 22/45 pistol with 10 round factory magazines for both since those feed the best IE 0% chance of jamming. Carry at least 4 loaded mags for each and 2500 spare rounds since they basically weigh nothing and aren't that big in the first place.

2) Go on the run to either the Rocky Mountains or Florida Keys where there will be the least zombies.

3) Live off the land with the rare travel into the closest city to see how humanity is coping.

4) If society still doesn't get fixed, run into the closest city and repeatedly anally penetrate until I climax inside of their rotten rectums, as many female zombie as I can which I'll then follow up with a point blank shot from the 22/45 to the back of their heads. I'll keep doing this until I run out of female zombie and just use the male zombie as plinking targets.

Me and my dad would mount a M2HB .50Cal machine gun on his truck. We would have both Explosive and Anti-Tank-Rounds. We would have AR-15s for when were traveling on foot. In total we would have about 6000 round of ammunition.

We would then drive to Virginia, where they have lots of mountains. We would take all of our guns, and ammo up a mountain, and make a shelter.

Anti-tank rounds? On zombies?

I would get my only weapon, a bow, and some spades and shit, and probably just stay in my house as its pretty isolated. I would eat the cows that live around my house.

The louder the round the more zombies would come looking for you tho D:

I don't think I would make it out of LA county much less to some where cold enough to freeze zombies. Freeways and streets would be gridlocked since everyone will have crashed. I could climb the mountain behind my house with some guns and survival gear, no idea how long I'd last tho.

ginga-ninja wrote:Anti-tank rounds? On zombies?

Yes, because then you know they're dead.

Stealth wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:Anti-tank rounds? On zombies?

Yes, because then you know they're dead.

But they're dead anyway

See if I could bunk with Monkey

Patty wrote:See if I could bunk with Monkey

That sounds wrong, but it's a pretty good idea if you like surviving in return for being with him.

ginga-ninja wrote:

Patty wrote:See if I could bunk with Monkey

That sounds wrong, but it's a pretty good idea if you like surviving in return for being with him.

Its a good trade off. You get life insurance IE silenced .22LR firearms plus all the zombie poon you could want.

Killing zombies, Miami style.

Hardline Pro wrote:Killing zombies, Miami style.

So while smuggling cocaine in various different ways?

Zombies? I'll sit in the middle of town making tons of noise until they all come. /rambostyle

I would go to the Cabela's and lock myself in there, I'd have everything I would need. The Cabela'ss by my house has a big flat roof so i'd put a helicopter on top of the roof. I would lock all the entrances and go to the top of the big glass elevator facing the main door. I would stock up on all the beef jerky, guns, and ammo I would need in the elevator and pick them off if any come in. In case I get over run I have my trusty rope or ladder that connects from the top of the elevator to the roof and fly off on my helicopter. Then I will go to the next Cabela's and repeat the process. 2 or 3 people may join me in my fight for survival, but they must be people I trust and have good gun and survival skills.

Flyerboy10 wrote:I would go to the Cabela's and lock myself in there, I'd have everything I would need. The Cabela'ss by my house has a big flat roof so i'd put a helicopter on top of the roof. I would lock all the entrances and go to the top of the big glass elevator facing the main door. I would stock up on all the beef jerky, guns, and ammo I would need in the elevator and pick them off if any come in. In case I get over run I have my trusty rope or ladder that connects from the top of the elevator to the roof and fly off on my helicopter. Then I will go to the next Cabela's and repeat the process. 2 or 3 people may join me in my fight for survival, but they must be people I trust and have good gun and survival skills.

Lucky bastard living so close to Cabelas.....

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

Flyerboy10 wrote:I would go to the Cabela's and lock myself in there, I'd have everything I would need. The Cabela'ss by my house has a big flat roof so i'd put a helicopter on top of the roof. I would lock all the entrances and go to the top of the big glass elevator facing the main door. I would stock up on all the beef jerky, guns, and ammo I would need in the elevator and pick them off if any come in. In case I get over run I have my trusty rope or ladder that connects from the top of the elevator to the roof and fly off on my helicopter. Then I will go to the next Cabela's and repeat the process. 2 or 3 people may join me in my fight for survival, but they must be people I trust and have good gun and survival skills.

Lucky bastard living so close to Cabelas.....

Theres multiple ones close, theres also some Gander Mountains too so I could go there also.

Flyerboy10 wrote:

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

Flyerboy10 wrote:I would go to the Cabela's and lock myself in there, I'd have everything I would need. The Cabela'ss by my house has a big flat roof so i'd put a helicopter on top of the roof. I would lock all the entrances and go to the top of the big glass elevator facing the main door. I would stock up on all the beef jerky, guns, and ammo I would need in the elevator and pick them off if any come in. In case I get over run I have my trusty rope or ladder that connects from the top of the elevator to the roof and fly off on my helicopter. Then I will go to the next Cabela's and repeat the process. 2 or 3 people may join me in my fight for survival, but they must be people I trust and have good gun and survival skills.

Lucky bastard living so close to Cabelas.....

Theres multiple ones close, theres also some Gander Mountains too so I could go there also.

The closest one is 6 hours away

Awww I feel bad for you.

I would go on a boat. Zombies can't swim, can they?

ginga-ninja wrote:I would go on a boat. Zombies can't swim, can they?

Knowing zombies, they just just walk on the bottom of whatever body of water they get into. Unless you're scuba diving, you won't see any zombies in the water.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:I would go on a boat. Zombies can't swim, can they?

Knowing zombies, they just just walk on the bottom of whatever body of water they get into. Unless you're scuba diving, you won't see any zombies in the water.

Ok then, I would just live in a boat, probably on a lake connected to the Shannon (biggest river in Ireland) and live off fish and go to shore when I need to. Or maybe I could just live on an aircraft carrier.

take a SPAS 12 to thier asses and then i would steal all thier valuble personal possessions

Find nearest Super WalMart
Booby trap all entrances and exits
proceed to live happily on all the bounty that Super WalMart has to offer.


think about it....

plenty of guns
plenty of ammo
endless entertainment in the electronics section
isles and isles of food
sounds pretty perfect to me

SOG_player69 wrote:take a SPAS 12 to thier asses and then i would steal all thier valuble personal possessions

So you would rob zombies?! ^_^