Talent Shows

So I'm going to enter a school talent show in a few weeks and I'm wondering what some people do in them. I am going to play the banjo. What have you previously done in talent shows?

I once participated in a talent show in which I pulled off a series of one-liners. I won.

My sister sang and I think danced in one in like 8th grade. I've never been in one tho, I don't think they would let you play Super Mario Bros so I never bothered going =/

I did sound effects using my mouth, I did my best ones, then let the audience chose the rest. I got second place....

I was in one once. I just unzipped my pants and won.

RZRsharpKLR wrote:I did sound effects using my mouth, I did my best ones, then let the audience chose the rest. I got second place....

You beep-boxed?

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:I was in one once. I just unzipped my pants and won.

How did I know you were going to say something like that. I was actually going to write that you jerked off for a talent show once, but decided against it.

ginga-ninja wrote:

RZRsharpKLR wrote:I did sound effects using my mouth, I did my best ones, then let the audience chose the rest. I got second place....

You beep-boxed?

Not just that, I did anything from gunshots to explosions to drumsets. And pretty much anything in between...

Speaking of talent shows, I just saw this.

..................................... I'm speechless.