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Post  Patty Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:16 am

Okay, you're stranded on an island for the rest of your life and get to choose one of two options.

1. Bring any person you want - they will provide you with unconditional love and sex whenever you want it.

2. Bring a laptop with an internet connection and unlimited battery.


Assume food and drinks provided indefinitely, the laptop's GPS doesn't work, and if you choose the laptop, there is no way for you to be rescued. You're there forever. No loopholes. The island is uncharted and unpopulated.

Make your choice.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:23 am

This island already exists, its called Quebec.

On topic, I'll take the laptop because at least with the laptop I can amuse myself with other things than sex. Sex is good and everything, but the same thing over and over again plus the fact that penises weren't made for constant fucking kinda helped me make my choice. Also, I want the food and drinks to be served to me at a ocean side bar where the bartender is a hilariously stereotypical sitcom kind of bartender.

Also, I use the laptop to buy a used yacht off of eBay and I get it airmailed to myself troll
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Post  Patty Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:25 am

What about the lack of actual human contact?
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:26 am

Patty wrote:What about the lack of actual human contact?

Well, I have the quirky bartender, but he's also a total asshole so I won't get much there.

The complete lack of human contact is irrelevant to me because I'd rather have no human contact than an overabundance of human contact.
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Post  Patty Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:27 am

If you choose the laptop, there is NOBODY there.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:27 am

Patty wrote:If you choose the laptop, there is NOBODY there.

Can the bartender be a robot then?
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Post  Hardline Pro Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:33 am

Option #2, so I could still visit this forum and so I could watch online episodes of CSI: Miami. Smile
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Post  EvanErgo Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:41 am

Laptop.

Does it have a webcam? Webcam + social sites make up for physical human contact. internet + infinite battery sounds awesome to me. Plus, if I brought a female what would she do? There's no kitchen on the island yet troll
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:46 am

EvanErgo wrote:Plus, if I brought a female what would she do? There's no kitchen on the island yet troll

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Post  Jeremy Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:12 am

I'll take option 3.

A wheelchair.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:38 am

Jeremy wrote:I'll take option 3.

A wheelchair.

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Post  RZRsharpKLR Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:46 am

I'd take the woman, as long as I get to pick her. The computer would get boring really fast, I get bored just being on it doing everything I can to stay occupied. I have much more fun with ladies anyway. Who says we have to have sex all the time...
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:03 am

RZRsharpKLR wrote:I'd take the woman, as long as I get to pick her. The computer would get boring really fast, I get bored just being on it doing everything I can to stay occupied. I have much more fun with ladies anyway. Who says we have to have sex all the time...

As fun as that sounds now, when you start cumming blood, it won't be as fun.
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Post  Patty Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:06 am

Nobody is forcing you to have sex. It's just there if you want it. The girl loves you unconditionally, she's fine with no sex, but is happy if you want it.
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Post  Wheen Your Strange Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:14 am

I'd bring Michael Phelps

















And a saddle, gold medal, and I'll probably find a stick and some string on the island.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:25 am

Wheen Your Strange wrote:I'd bring Michael Phelps

















And a saddle, gold medal, and I'll probably find a stick and some string on the island.

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Post  Demonicpopcorn Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:26 pm

I pick option 3
A sex bot with a built in computer
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