All you need in life is..

And millions of child sex slaves. Youve got to have a bartering tool that can get you far. I hear they are more valuable per ounce then gold.

Food. Girls. Games. Sports

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

My life summed up right there.

All you need in life is a fridge and a good computer.

Wheen Your Strange wrote:All you need in life is a fridge and a good computer in the same room.

Fixed.

Its_Ackbar wrote:

Wheen Your Strange wrote:All you need in life is a fridge and a good computer in the same room.

Fixed.

This man, just spoke the truth

Its_Ackbar wrote:

Wheen Your Strange wrote:All you need in life is a fridge and a good computer in the same room.

Phixed.

Phixed.

ginga-ninja wrote:

Its_Ackbar wrote:

Wheen Your Strange wrote:All you need in life is a fridge and a good computer in the same room.

Phixed.

I love penis.

Fixed.

Wheen Your Strange wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:

Its_Ackbar wrote:

Phixed.

I love penis.

Fixed.

LOL

I like turtles

II LowDown II wrote:I like turtles

Get the fuck out of this thread.

Everyone knows snails are the best shelled creature. Jackfuck.

Wheen Your Strange wrote:

II LowDown II wrote:I like turtles

Get the fuck out of this thread.

Everyone knows snails are the best shelled creature. Jackfuck.

You are both fucking idiots.

Lobsters FTW!

A turtle can swallow a black hole.

II LowDown II wrote:A turtle can swallow a black hole.

A Lobster can punch you in the feelings.

Chuck Norris once met a turtle. Who was that turtle? Chuck's mother and father.

II LowDown II wrote:Chuck Norris once met a turtle. Who was that turtle? Chuck's mother and father.

Chuck once met a Lobster.

That Lobster was Chuck Norris looking in the mirror.

A turtle once divided by zero.

A Lobster once divided by zero and survived to tell Chuck Norris about it. They then counted to infinity together, twice.

I LIEK CAEK


THE CAKE IS A LIE

II LowDown II wrote:I LIEK CAEK


THE CAKE IS A LIE

A Lobster baked that cake.

He then made it a lie.

A turtle once had sex with a dead whale and created lobsters

A snail raped the turtle while the lobster watched. The Snail then preceded to have a three way with Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man In The World.

Wheen Your Strange wrote:A snail raped the turtle while the lobster watched. The Snail then preceded to have a three way with Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man In The World.

The Most Interesting Man in the World is actually Jewish.

Proof that Snails are just a bunch of Jews.


Once, a Lobster sneezed. The result of that sneeze was Chuck Norris.

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

Wheen Your Strange wrote:A snail raped the turtle while the lobster watched. The Snail then preceded to have a three way with Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man In The World.

The Most Interesting Man in the World is actually Jewish.

Proof that Snails are just a bunch of Jews.


Once, a Lobster sneezed. The result of that sneeze was Chuck Norris.

By your logic Chuck Norris is also a jew, so the world explodes with an explosion 20000291^12 times larger than the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima. The only being to survive is the snail.