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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:26 am

Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:A snail raped the turtle while the lobster watched. The Snail then preceded to have a three way with Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man In The World.

The Most Interesting Man in the World is actually Jewish.

Proof that Snails are just a bunch of Jews.


Once, a Lobster sneezed. The result of that sneeze was Chuck Norris.

By your logic Chuck Norris is also a jew, so the world explodes with an explosion 20000291^12 times larger than the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima. The only being to survive is the snail.

Pfft, the only reason snails would survive is because they started the explosion.

Lobsters would have already been in the Sombrero Galaxy by then. They have a wonderful space program.
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  Wheen Your Strange on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:36 am

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:

The Most Interesting Man in the World is actually Jewish.

Proof that Snails are just a bunch of Jews.


Once, a Lobster sneezed. The result of that sneeze was Chuck Norris.

By your logic Chuck Norris is also a jew, so the world explodes with an explosion 20000291^12 times larger than the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima. The only being to survive is the snail.

Pfft, the only reason snails would survive is because they started the explosion.

Lobsters would have already been in the Sombrero Galaxy by then. They have a wonderful space program.

Snails have already mastered teleportation. Using a complicated process that ultimately results with harvesting one of Chuck Norris' pubic hairs.
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  Bodom on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:38 am

no, i posted something on accident, now im trying to delete the post, i fail.
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:39 am

Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:

By your logic Chuck Norris is also a jew, so the world explodes with an explosion 20000291^12 times larger than the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima. The only being to survive is the snail.

Pfft, the only reason snails would survive is because they started the explosion.

Lobsters would have already been in the Sombrero Galaxy by then. They have a wonderful space program.

Snails have already mastered teleportation. Using a complicated process that ultimately results with harvesting one of Chuck Norris' pubic hairs.

Lobsters have mastered time travel. They went back in time, created Chuck Norris who then shat out a snail.

Therefore, Lobsters are the grandparents of snails.
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Post  Wheen Your Strange on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:42 am

Snails were the chief designer of Deloreans, so they created the time machine you used to create them.
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  Bodom on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:43 am

So the doc is a snail?
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  Wheen Your Strange on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:44 am

Bodom wrote:So the doc is a snail?

No. the Doc is the Snail's minion.

Plus, th Doc never created a Delorean, he created the Time Machine used on the Delorean.
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  Bodom on Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:21 am

So the cake is a lie?
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Post  Wheen Your Strange on Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:24 am

Bodom wrote:So the cake is a lie?
WTF?
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  Bodom on Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:25 am

Wheen Your Strange wrote:
Bodom wrote:So the cake is a lie?
WTF?

Exactly.
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Post  Wheen Your Strange on Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:26 am

Bodom wrote:
Wheen Your Strange wrote:
Bodom wrote:So the cake is a lie?
WTF?

Exactly.

Trolololol?
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  Bodom on Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:27 am

You guys been talking about time traveling lobsters, and when I say something random, ima trololo?
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  Wheen Your Strange on Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:29 am

Bodom wrote:You guys been talking about time traveling lobsters, and when I say something random, ima trololo?

We're not random. We got there progressively.

Randomly saying "The Cake is a Lie" is trollolololool.
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Post  Bodom on Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:40 am

Well I jumped to it, idk I was just messing around, I'm not trollin'.
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  Wheen Your Strange on Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:42 am

Bodom wrote:Well I jumped to it, idk I was just messing around, I'm not trollin'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdiz0k0Rudw

I'm trollin'
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Post  ginga-ninja on Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:44 pm

I like lobster cake.
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  Bodom on Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:48 pm

I like snail cake.
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Post  ginga-ninja on Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:54 pm

I've ate your mom out
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  Bodom on Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:10 pm

Mom cake?!
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Post  ginga-ninja on Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:33 pm

Bodom wrote:Mom cake?!

Indeedio.
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:39 pm

ginga-ninja wrote:
Bodom wrote:Mom cake?!

Indeedio.

I ate your moms mom cake.

By mom cake, I mean I gave her a rimjob.
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  Bodom on Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:45 pm

You bastard!
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:46 pm

Bodom wrote:You bastard!

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Post  Wheen Your Strange on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:52 pm

MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Bodom wrote:You bastard!


That guy is secretly a snail.
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Re: All you need in life is..

Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:53 pm

Wheen Your Strange wrote:
MegaMonkeyChunk wrote:
Bodom wrote:You bastard!


That guy is secretly a snail.

He must be a snail, lobsters are immortal.
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