King of the Hill

I wear a rubber.... suit over body armor. I scale the fence and run toward you at full-speed with pre-patch Akimbo Model 1887s. You try to take me out, only to have the shots be absorbed by the body armor. I then obliterate you with the '87's. I then pick up the Scavenger bag and reload, then finish reloading the guns.

Lag switch. Free headshot and now i haz puke all over my gun. You bow before my awesomeness.

ginga-ninja wrote:Lag switch. Free headshot and now i haz puke all over my gun. You bow before my awesomeness.

I integrate Dedicated Servers into the game.

I turn the hill into a Wikipedia article, then say that the hill will be held by Wheen Your Strange forever.

I hax wikipedia and change it so that I r the king forever.

i completly destroy wikipedia and setup sentry guns on all perimiters of the hill and have a swarm of AC-130s in the air. while a 5 man team of ghillie suit snipers are set up on the mountains surronding the hill. and I man a apache helicopter.

If the snipers have thermal....

WE'VE BEEN EMP'ED!!! OUR ELECTRONICS ARE DOWN!!!!1!1!!1!

After the AC-130 wreckage pancakes the snipers, I remove your remains and rebuild the hill into a junk-yard. Wait, that didn't take effort. I then melt the scrap into large sheet metal, and rebuild a ware-house over the hill. This is now the map "Storm" on MW2. If your K/D was over 1 the last time you played Storm, I commit suicide. If not, you do.

you commit suicide. I now hold storm and camp in that weird elevated area you spawn in.

i throw a semtex and kill you witch then gives me a chopper gunner and i keep spawn killing you.

Stealthkill88 wrote:i throw a semtex and kill you witch then gives me a chopper gunner and i keep spawn killing you.

I start playing Crysis.

I go into Stealth Mode and lurk on the hill with my a rocket launcher and a FY-71.

I play fallout and fat man you.

I then fat man meganton.

ginga-ninja wrote:I play fallout and fat man you.

I then fat man meganton.

Since you destroyed my hideout shaped like Megan Fox that I made in the GECK, I take refuge in Megaton and take out my Intervention that I got from the Book of Earache.

You forget to do anything with your intervention, and I completely nuke megaton.

I now move the hill to tenpenny tower, and put the tower on top of it. I have a nice suite there and collect an aresnnal of weapons.

ginga-ninja wrote:You forget to do anything with your intervention, and I completely nuke megaton.

I now move the hill to tenpenny tower, and put the tower on top of it. I have a nice suite there and collect an aresnnal of weapons.

I get the ghouls to attack Tenpenny Tower, and they eat your brains, contrary to their own beliefs.

I then use the GECK to create a moat filled with Super Mutant Behemoths to defend the hill.

Wheen Your Strange wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:You forget to do anything with your intervention, and I completely nuke megaton.

I now move the hill to tenpenny tower, and put the tower on top of it. I have a nice suite there and collect an aresnnal of weapons.

I get the ghouls to attack Tenpenny Tower, and they eat your brains, contrary to their own beliefs.

I then use the GECK to create a moat filled with Super Mutant Behemoths to defend the hill.

i dont have fawkes so i leave

Demonicpopcorn wrote:

Wheen Your Strange wrote:

ginga-ninja wrote:You forget to do anything with your intervention, and I completely nuke megaton.

I now move the hill to tenpenny tower, and put the tower on top of it. I have a nice suite there and collect an aresnnal of weapons.

I get the ghouls to attack Tenpenny Tower, and they eat your brains, contrary to their own beliefs.

I then use the GECK to create a moat filled with Super Mutant Behemoths to defend the hill.

i dont have fawkes so i leave

Charon and dogmeat pwns them all. I then set off the geck beside it so that everythong is turned into a fertile landscape. I then start reenacting the sound of music.

While everyone is distracted by music, I put on some ear-muffs, then take the hill's indicator flag, then eat it. I am now the hill.

Its_Ackbar wrote:While everyone is distracted by music, I put on some ear-muffs, then take the hill's indicator flag, then eat it. I am now the hill.

I wait 1000 years to make my assault, and in that time the Hill becomes the Grim-Reaper for some reason, I shoot the hill with a .50 cal from afar and then, having killed the hill, I become the hill when I try to take it again.

EDIT: I'm slow as shit to type, so I am ignored.

Hardline Pro wrote:I mod the shit out of Fallout on me PC. I control the hill.

*In a mind-controlled voice* What now, master?

EDIT: Nice one Wheen, it appears that whoever controls the hill is the hill. If you kill the "hill guy", you become the "hill guy". This game is now called "Kill the Juggernaut" game, and until someone figures out how to change it back, it will remain as such.

I fuck the Juggernaut, end of story.

Queen of the Hill.

I marry my liege, than on our honeymoon I rip her in two, then take the hill.

I hire Jason Bourne to protect the hill.

I reveal his true identity and he kills you. I tehn hold several members of the forum hostage.

i start :fap: and i win

I punch you in the pancreas.

As you lay there dying, I run up the hill.