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King of the Hill

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Post  Wheen Your Strange Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:48 am

I put a huge TV Screen watching "Two & A Half Men" in front of you, but put the remote at the bottom of the hill. Knowing that its either death or you have to go get the remote, you go down and get the remote. I then walk up the hill and change the channel with the buttons on the side of the tv.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:51 am

I throw Icey on top of the hill. You run down screaming how his face is eating your soul.

I torch the hill because nobody would go on a hill with Icey on top.
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Post  Wheen Your Strange Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:56 am

Ice dies and I go up to teabag him.

I then stick his head on a post, thinking it would scare everybody off. Instead they're all attracted to it and take pictures.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:58 am

I take the head and roll it down the hill. It lands on a land mine I placed and fragments in to air. The fragments splatter your face and now you and Ice are the same person. You run away in disgust.
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Post  Wheen Your Strange Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:01 am

I come back and kill 87 times. Then I kill you a 88th time and walk up the hill.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:03 am

I come back as a zombie and explode all over the hill. My various body parts now cover the hill therefore I own the hill.
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Post  II LowDown II Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:29 am

I have Scruffy the janitor from Futurama clean the hill then I walk up to the hill and sit patiently.
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Post  Wheen Your Strange Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:10 am

I parachute in and land on you. Killing you.

I then hide under the parachute screaming, "I can't see you, you're not there. I can't see you, you're not there" repeatedly.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:11 am

I run up the hill, take a huge dump on the parachute which crushes you due to the massive size and pungent odor of the turd.
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Post  Wheen Your Strange Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:13 am

You put up no defenses. So I teabag you and beat you up.

I take an earth mover and move the hill to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:16 am

I take an ocean mover and move the Atlantic Ocean into the State of Wyoming. In the confusion, I run up the hill, put a spiky sleat in your ass. You then jump in the air and I hit you with a baseball bat which sends you flying into a billboard advertising genital lice remover.

I then put up a sign saying ALL TRESPASERS WILL HAVE THEIR SOULS EATEN BY A CERTAIN VIETNAMESE BOY.
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Post  Its_Ackbar Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:31 am

I misread the sign and didn't wear shoes with soles in them. My assumption turned out to be correct, and I ousted you with a porn magazine. I then sit on an extremely elevated chair with a buffer to prevent the scaling of it to dethrone me, while reading a copy of Maximum PC.
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Post  Wheen Your Strange Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:01 am

Its_Ackbar wrote:I misread the sign and didn't wear shoes with soles in them. My assumption turned out to be correct, and I ousted you with a porn magazine. I then sit on an extremely elevated chair with a buffer to prevent the scaling of it to dethrone me, while reading a copy of Maximum PC.

I run up the hill, and while your oggling at those MNPCTECH fan grills in the 2010 Dream Machine, I push you down the hill and steal both your spot on the hill and your magazine.

I then hire a Terminator to defend the hill for me.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:38 pm

One word...


EEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

With your terminator ousted, I run up the hill, kick you in the Wheener ( Wink ) and steal the hill.

I place Kirstie Alley as the unmovable wall preventing anyone from going up the hill. Her girth is so great, trying to scale it causes you to sink into her fat.
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Post  ginga-ninja Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:15 pm

I fuck her then dumpm her, causing her to run away. I then do the same to you. I now hold the hill and start :fap: ing all over it.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:18 pm

While you fap, you fail to realize that you actually fell off the hil and into a pit of Black Mambas which then take turns biting your wong. You die 15 minutes later (actual time it takes to die if a Black Mamba bites you) and I walk up the hill. I ask my friend Robert Loggia to spell his name at the airport I built on the hill. You get stuck behind him in line and it will take forever for him to finish.
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Post  ginga-ninja Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:49 pm

I stab him, then you.

Then I forget about the hill and go on a blood fueled killing spree.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:50 pm

In your bloody killing spree (that ends with a 45 minute shoot out with police in which you take your own life once the police get bored and leave) I crawl back to the top of the hill and die. I am now buried in the middle of the hill.
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Post  ginga-ninja Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:51 pm

I piss on your grave and then dig you up and have a tea party eith you.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:53 pm

Various bug scurry out of my decomposed body and eat your flesh. Your bones and what's left of my body are now both on the hill.
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Post  ginga-ninja Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:54 pm

I come back from the dead and are now invincible.
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Post  Adam Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:26 pm

Adam walks on hill because ginger never actually went to the hill Razz
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:44 pm

I walk up the hill, point a gun to your head and melt your brains because it was actually a microwave.

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Post  Flyerboy10 Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:50 pm

I throwing knife you and walk up the hill
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:52 pm

I throwing knife you and walk up the hill.
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