The Stig Introductions

Many of you have probably seen the popular TV series, "Top Gear". In it, they have a "tamed" Racing Driver named the Stig who always has awesome and funny introductions. An example of that his here:


The game is to make a "The Stig" type introduction for the person above you.

An example:

Some say he can make IceHeaven look half-decent. Others say he bans anyone who mentions Crysis in a bad way, all we know is, he's called The Wheen.

They don't always have to be true, but they can. What I don't want is the posts to have nothing to do with the person, for example:

Some say he's gone to space in a canoe, others say his mother gave birth to a rock, and it morphed into him overtime. All we know is, he's called The Mega Monkey Chunk.

Another example of a good one would be:
Some say he's climbed Everest in 20 minutes, because a nude 8 year old was stuck up there. Others say he has taken the virginity of a preconceived girl, twice. All we know is, he's called The Mega Monkey Chunk.

Go!

Some say he can eat a whole bag of M&Ms in one mouthful, and that he taught Carlton to dance. All I know is that he's called Wheen.

Some say he can jerk off while doing a 360, double tap,G scope and get a triple headshot. We know this person as L4MB.

Some say, that he can win a local idiot competition against lego, and that he has the artistic skill, of a brick. All we know, is that hes called Stealth.

Some say his posts only consist of spam, others say he has no soul. All we know is that he's called ginga-ninja.

Hardline Pro wrote:Some say his posts only consist of spam, others say he has no soul. All we know is that he's called ginga-ninja.

Win.

Some say he falls asleep to an hour long loop of, "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", others say that twitter followers are a currency to him, all we know is, he's called Hardline Pro.

Now some people say that he was born behind the wheel, we have no evidence of it but it glorious to think, he driving today a affordable sub compact. This has to be like the worst car he has ever driven it has a top speed of 80 kilometers an hour, I think he can get out and run faster. Here he is Wheen

Some have never heard of him, others say " lol evrybuddy popes". All I know I he is pope John Paul.

Some say you pronounce his name, "Wizzaxdas", others say "Wizzaxdas" is the national rodent of Zimbabwe, all we know is, he's called The Wsxdas.

Say it with me. Wa-six-das.

I love this freaking show!! Have any of you heard about it coming on in the US on the history channel. I saw a commercial last night on it but I don't think I saw Jeremy and the crew. *sadface*

Some say he completely missed the point of this thread. Others say that he just doesn't give a fuck. All I know: It's RZRsharpKLR.

RZRsharpKLR wrote:I love this freaking show!! Have any of you heard about it coming on in the US on the history channel. I saw a commercial last night on it but I don't think I saw Jeremy and the crew. *sadface*

Its the American version, with Tanner Foust and a bunch of old comedians.

Some say he is a type of canine, others say that he is slain for every passover meal, all we know is, he's called L4MB

Some say he has very nice hair, others say that he is just a flat out computer nerd, all we know is, he is called Wheen Your Strange.

Some say hes a bot, others call him a virus. All we know is, he's called Hardon.

Some say he's gay, others say he wasn't even born with a penis, all we know is he is called, mellow802 (not to be confused with mellow(802) )

Some say hes retarded, others say he deliberatley post to the wrong person, all we know is, he's called MegaMonkeyChunk.

Same say he has no soul, others have confirmed this claim. All I know is, he's called ginga-ninja.

Some say he has the best musical taste on the Forum. Others then bring up Sum41. All I know: It's Wheen.

Some say he's permanently confused, others say he dislikes cold weather, all we know is he is called, falc76.