Yo momma's so fat...

Yo momma's so fat she was baptized at Seaworld

Your mother is so fat she runs an increased risk of heart failure among other fairly serious health concerns.

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Your mother is so gargantuan, that when takes a delightful stroll on the waterfront other people say to each other:

"My word! Is that women morbidly obese or is my monocle being facetious?"

"I'm quite afraid to tell you that she is in fact the size of a adult whale."

"Hmm yes, quire so indeed."

Then the two men participate in homosexual activities which include but aren't limited to: going shoe shopping, getting makeovers and watching Sex and the City.

Yo momma's so fat she got this thread moved to forum games.

Yo momas so fat she has her own area code.

Yo momas so fat, that whenever she goes in the sea, all the whales sing:

"We are family. Even though you're bigger than me."

Your mother's so fat that she has a difficult time finding clothes that she thinks look good.

Your mother's so fat that she was advised to pursue a healthier lifestyle by her physician.

Your mother's so fat that she declined to go to her high school reunion out of fear that her former peers would silently judge her enlarged physique.

Yo momma is so fat her weight is likely over the normal size.

Patty wrote:Your mother's so fat that she has a difficult time finding clothes that she thinks look good.

Your mother's so fat that she was advised to pursue a healthier lifestyle by her physician.

Your mother's so fat that she declined to go to her high school reunion out of fear that her former peers would silently judge her enlarged physique.

These are all win.