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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:30 pm

Granted, but you end up shooting your grandma in the ass who then jumps 50 feet into the air and lands on your cat.

I wish for a cat, a kitty cat.

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Post  Bodom on Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:33 pm

Granted, but its a vegetable.

I wish for fallout 3 to stop crashing.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:35 pm

Granted, but then it glitches up so bad you blow your brains out all over the screen. Then it starts working properly.

I wish for Fallout:New Vegas GOTY Edition to come out so I can have all the DLC and the game for just 59.99$
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Post  ginga-ninja on Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:41 pm

Granted, but its 2 years away.

I wish for moar!!
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:42 pm

Granted, but its more prison rape.

I wish for CRACK COCAINE.
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Post  ginga-ninja on Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:46 pm

Granted, but the poleece catch u and u go to prison and get raped.

I wish for life.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:58 pm

Granted, but its a Bugs life.
I wish for love from a gay hairy man who rapes my ass hard.
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Post  Bodom on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:39 pm

Granted, but instead its a dead hooker.

I wish for something epic to do today.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:41 pm

Granted, but that epic thing is a rocket ship landing directly in your anus.


I wish for something cool to do today.
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Post  Wheen Your Strange on Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:09 pm

You can do a Popsicle.

I wish for my homework to be done.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:18 pm

Granted, but then you're teacher molests you for doing it so well.

I wish I was gay.
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Post  Wheen Your Strange on Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:54 pm

Granted, but you like penises.

I wish I liked penises.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:50 am

Granted, but penises don't like you.

I wish I was a girl who had a pussy so big, she could keep an oven in it in case she ever needed to bake a cake.
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Post  Hardline Pro on Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:15 am

Granted but she eats you with it.

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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:41 am

Granted, but they are all Lego.

I wish Lego or anyone worse than him never existed.
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Post  ginga-ninja on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:05 am

Granted, but the internet would collapse.

I wish I had tits.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:10 am

Granted, but they're on your ass.

I wish I had 3 asses.
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Post  ginga-ninja on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:11 am

Granted, but as donkeys are worthless, and u eat them, and PETA then eats you.

I wish my cat stopped farting.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:12 am

Granted, but then it pukes on your future GF and she kicks you in the dick so hard it falls off. Then your cat eats it.

I wish I had a nice cat.
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Post  ginga-ninja on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:15 am

Granted, but the "nice" dog eats it.

I wish I had moar cats.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:15 am

Granted, but they punch you in the balls everyday for 3 hours straight.

I wish I had less terminal illnesses.
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Post  ginga-ninja on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:16 am

Granted, but you die from a kangaroo.

I wish for a kangaroo.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:17 am

Granted, but it lives in your ass.

I wish for 3 huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge watermelons.
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Post  ginga-ninja on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:18 am

Granted, but you dont ever see your wifes mellons again.

I wish for a wife.
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Post  MegaMonkeyChunk on Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:19 am

Granted, but she has a penis.

I wish for a penis.
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